Here’s today’s top rhyming couplet- I’ll think you’ll agree it’s a killer…
“I’m gonna grow old like Robyn Hitchcock, My hair will be white and my shirts will be polka dot.”
Really glad I got around listening to the new Art Brut album today. Anyone else hear a great lyric today? I’ll happily accept jokes too.
Still my favourite…
Your beauty is why God created eyeballs
Your booty is why God created my balls
I laughed out loud at that (though I had to Google who it was).
A golden oldie ……
Licence my roving hands, and let them go,
Before, behind, between, above, below.
John Donne still cuts it.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50340/to-his-mistress-going-to-bed
My perennial fave, a Graham Parker, Protection
So if you think that’s funny, I’m not really laughing honey
Your love letters are confetti; I ripped them up, my hands were sweaty.
Confetti/sweaty, masterful!
That is good!
Madness – Shut Up
“I’m as honest as the day is long
The longer the daylight
The less I do wrong”