No.1 – Fatty Wap
Rappers that sound like something you’d see discussed on ‘Embarrassing Bodies’
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Musings on the byways of popular culture
Musings on the byways of popular culture
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No.1 – Fatty Wap
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No.2 – Fetty Wap
No.3 Young Droop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZkyQ_ZZPw
Bumpy Knuckles (“out of control finger ridges”)
Krayzie Bone (“one leg shorter than the other”)
Fatman Scoop (“the overhang of a gentleman’s spare tyre”)
No.4 Yak Ballz (often a symptom of Young Droop)
No.5 Pooh Man (if untreated it will lead to Yak Ballz)
No. 6 Jibbs (“involuntary muscle spasms caused by excessive use of flocabulary”)
No. 7 Limp Bizkit (“inability to be anything other than completely shit”)
No. 8 V-Nasty (“A vajazzle gone horribly wrong”)
Off topic, I always thought Maxi Jazz (Faithless) was like the porno mag equivalent of a comic’s Summer Special issue..
Ooh I say! That’s the worst case of Shinehead I’ve ever seen..
“I’d leave that for 15 minutes if I were you”
– Joey Badass
Shorty Shitstain – (followed through)
Blood Raw (severe chafing)
Swollen Members (hmmm…)
Dizzee Rascal. I always think that sounds like a late 50s character from the Dandy or Beano.
Dizzee’s not done his homework again and he’ll get slippered from his dad before bedtime.
By the way, I’ve done some research into this and it seems the British comics were showing kids getting beaten by parents/teachers well into the 1980s.
In contrast to the other lecturers in his field, Professor Green’s first Biology module involved a thorough study of his rampant toe fungus..