This is currently trending on Twitter, surely we can create some of our own. Remember they’re tweets so 140 characters only. Here’s an example –
The Rolling Stones – Beggars Banquet
Beggars smell bad! Not a fan! No handouts! The devil! Sympathetic! I like him! This smells bad, too!
I have original trout mask on the wall of my office. Dumb so called Captain couldn’t afford real thing. Sad!
Led Zeppelin – The Immigrant Song
Immigrants come from land of ice and snow! FAKE NEWS! Not Canada, they come from muslimic countries! Bad people, will hurt America!
By the way the Queen is not Dead. I don’t expect Fake News from a dude with a quiff.
The Bollocks are important, and we need to be mindful of them. However sex and guns remain an excellent combination.
Remaining in Light is a smart idea. Keeps ya nice and orange.
Good Morning Aztlan.
Not such a good morning for you Mexican punks! You’re all going back! Once you’ve built us a wall. And paid for it.
Magic, Murder and the Weather.
I’m your magic President! Muslamics will murder us all if we let them in! Climate change is a Chinese commie lie!
Born in the USA
Celebrating the best of America. Inspirational, but I better than Born To Run. Bruce a true Repblcn!
What are we gonna build? Who’s gonna pay for it?
Lou Reed – Rock N Roll Animal
NYer but a homo loser. Sweet Jane standing on the corner? -loser I’d be waiting for a limo.Heroin -lsr agn. Clean up the swamp.
Pink Floyd – The Wall
Pink is a great guy. A really great guy, I’ve known him a long time, a really long time, longer than anyone, absolutely the longest, mine’s the longest…
Thriller
This sold bigly. So bigly. Ivana loves it. But what’s with the one glove? Having small hands is totally fine by the way, doesn’t mean anything
We Built This City on Rock And Roll (and Starship are going to pay for it).
Hey there @Friar – your posts are the best! They make me laugh! So much laughing! More laughing than anyone else!
(actually I mean this…)
Many people have said I make the best jokes, terrific jokes, really terrific, I’m telling you folks.
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Pelican West – Haircut One Hundred
Nobody is a bigger Kanye fan than me and I’m liking this change! Fantastic day! Every day is fantastic! You know it.
A Flock of Seagulls! Love the look, guys. Iran IS so far away. Let’s keep it that way!
Massive Attack another not reported by the media! also Teardrop Exploded folks
Teardrop explosion was in Bowling Green. Not fake news at all, no sir. The Donald can make America greater than Obama ever could. Mike Pence is a great guy. It’s true.
Chumbawamba have written my anthem! Can’t wait to meet Danbert and the guys!
Keith Jarrett – If that guy starts humming again – he’s fired.
We are that nation of millions. And we WILL hold you back!
Concrete those summer lawns. That will stop that damn hissing!
That express is going across Europe full of illegal immigrants and man-women. Madness!
I’ve ordered NASA to put a wall around Venus. No more big-eyed beans from those suckers! American GM beans only from now on.
Lambchop – FLOTUS
Nice to see the First Lady getting some support out there. More of this!
Oh, very good!
Singer admits killing a man. Lots of Bismillahs. So many Bismillahs folks. Not American. We need a full ban till we can decide what to do.
I’ve got the best hotel. It’s such a great hotel. You can check out VERY CAREFULLY but you can never come back in.
If I was lineman 4 that county there’d be no overloads, believe me folks. I’d drive the main roads better than failing Campbell. Winner!
Loving the alien? #sosad for David Bowie now. They’re a neighbourhood threat – #buildthewall. Fame was a great song, really great, the greatest. He came to me for the idea #makebowiegreatagain
Leaving on a jet plane to a country I don’t do business in? Denver won’t be allowed back. NOT A BAN.
I read the news today – oh boy! Lucky man did not make the grade, or I’d know about it. All fake now. Sad.
It’s been an easy day’s night, I’m very smart, good genes.
Do you believe it? Promise of no retreat, no surrender is worst deal ever! I will study this horrible deal. Very bad
Blur – Park Life
Girls & boys? Yes, all the people so many people the all go hand in hand at my inauguration. Its the end of the century? Or the world
Dishonest mainstream media once again under-reporting billions of people swarming like flies round Waterloo underground. Shame!
Fred is very smart, he did it all for the nookie. Everyone says I’m the expert, I taught him how to grab it
I don’t even wait. I just stick it up their – hey! Stick it up their – hey! Stick it up their- hey! Stick it up their – hey. Satisfying.
Don’t stop till I get enough for them to pay for the wall on or off. I rock with you all night till she’s out of my life when I lock her up.
I have decreed there will be a big, tall, beautiful pleasure dome. You are not welcome. Hoo ha!
Ha! I can actually picture the hand movements that go with “Hoo ha!” You’re a long way from home………..
I got little hands. Little eyes. I walk around telling great big lies. Don’t want no smart people round here!
Nobody respects the blue people more than me. But Miles Davis needs to decide. “Kind of” is weak!
Why should the deaf have songs? Crazy! Also they are not real Queens and the Stone Age is Darwinist garbage. Fail!
Tina Turner just fantastic new song. “simply the best” …”better than all the rest”. Now THAT’s great rock music people! Great message!
Have invited her to stay at #trumptower – no steamy windows here, just great air con, really great, the best air con.
Nutbush had the right ideas, but city limits just not enough to keep the bad people out. Build the wall.
Purple Rain….the liberal elite will tell you its global warming that causes this. Doesn’t exist. Lies from the press and those who want to ruin our country. Sad! Bad!
Who is this Sly and his Stone Family? Why the riot? Can’t accept democracy. Move on. Weak!
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars:
“When Mars sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”
Want it darker ? Another foreigner ! Build a northern wall. Can’t sing ! Sad. Not funny at all.
ZZ Top – Tres Hombres
Can you believe Obama let these millions of bad hombres in? Bad. Build wall!
Max Bygraves – You Need Hands
OK…NOBODY knows who this guy is. Not on anyone’s radar. At. All. Dumb song!
The FAll – I Am Kurious Oranj
Educashun Seccketty doin good wurk alreddy.
Thought I’d insert this here as a little light relief.
Excerpted from Frankie Boyle’s* recent article in The Guardian**.
He’s picturing Melania Trump, within the Trump Tower (which, in his imagination, has recently had a giant eye installed on top of it).
Melania Trump has a look that I’ve never seen before, the eyes of someone waiting with increasing impatience for Stockholm syndrome to set in. The look of a woman frantically trying to unlearn English, appalled to find that this only makes her understand her husband more clearly. Perhaps women trapped in marriages with monsters resort to plastic surgery so that it becomes easier to leave a wax head in their bed while they work on their tunnel at night. Perhaps the manicures are to hide the endless digging. Perhaps it’s the secret of their figures. They’re not dieting, they’re eating those peanut butter and fried egg sandwiches Michael Phelps used to train on and spending their nights burrowing like a fucking gopher.
*I’m not much of a fan of his on-screen. Just looking at him depresses me. And then he speaks..
**I don’t read newspapers any more. Any of them.
I’ll sometimes read an article linked from Facebook or somewhere, but I’m f***ed if I’ll pay when they could be so much better but aren’t. Sorry!
Anyway…
Back to the POTUS Reviews. Most enjoyable. Keep up the good work!
The Stairs
R’n’B is, and always has been, AMERICAN.
Bringing It All Back Home, guy stole my idea. Bad! But It’s All Over Now Baby Blue good! Yeah Hillary, you lost big time!
Appetite For Destruction? So-called Guns & Roses. Sorry. This is just noise. So dishonest. Fail.
Actually Whitestars matter too, as do Orangestars. One colour of star – not good!
Don’t listen to this guy, he is FAKE NEWS! So overrated as a reviewer, and not even a real tigger. Sad!
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