Having had a spiritually transformative haircut and managing to dodge the product voodoo (I always tip just in case) I bagged some price reduced Trad Brylcreem from the Squinty Evil Bald Space Fetishist. 250ml for £3.50. Fair enough, under the present hair circumstances, but I’m slightly concerned about my pillow case covers, nocturnal grease wise. In the meantime, I have a small tin of wax. ?