As some of you may be aware I get a ‘chance to vote’ in two weeks time (deep joy). 16 candidates are standing possibly a record.
Today I was telephoned by a ‘polling company’ my wife had spoken to them last week, he admitted then that it was on behalf of the tories. I’d just returned home after a hot afternoon on the allotment so I wasn’t quite ready for the questions.
I did tell him that FPTP is outmoded and outdated and that I negatively vote by voting for a candidate who will help ensure the candidate I don’t want to win doesn’t and not voting for the candidate I may want. I did say I wouldn’t vote for anyone that thought brexschitt was a great idea.
After batting away some of his questions he said that my views were different from many that he’d spoken to and would I like to join a ‘discussion’ in two weeks for which I’d be paid.
He asked age and religion ” none really, but I do follow Bokononism ‘
If I do get chosen is there anything else I should add?
“Beatles or Stones?”
đź‘ŤI shall try that.
Which century are we living in?
Does money bring true happiness?
What is a lie?
What’s un-British with supporting protests against centuries of racial inequality?
Have you noticed that British Jazz is the best in the world at the moment? It’s a pity touring Europe is now such a logistical nightmare.
Was Gillian Duffy a bigot?
Sixteen candidates blown on my wall
And am I the biggest fool of them all
I wanna know, can you tell me?
Bokononism?
Bring back The Hook!
How long is a length of string?
Where do flies go in the winter?
If a picture paints a thousand words, why can’t I paint you?
If buttered toast always falls to the floor butter side down and a cat always lands on its legs, what would happen if said comestible was strapped to a cat’s back?
How many fibers are intertwined in a Shredded Wheat biscuit?
How many feathers are on a perdue chicken?
How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?
You knew you were onto a good thing with an album was prepared to put out such big philosophical questions from the get-go…
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
What’s a good life?
Seriously, that’s never, to my knowledge, asked of these people. If there’s no felt philosophy (NOT the thoughts of Lawrence), then they can go piss up a rope.
If the answer is ‘A Surbiton set sitcom in which societal values were gently questioned’ then they may be worth your vote.
I’m not understanding anything on this thread.
Where can I go to get my jeans embroidered in Burbank?