Pete Doherty – Maxi Breakfast

Taking a break from being present when people die in suspicious circumstances, the Can’t Stand Me Now Hitmaker scoffs an enormous breakfast and gets it for free for so doing.

Dignified, isn’t it? The man who once complained about Englishmen who wear baseball caps is now boasting about how expensive his dog is while eating an alleged breakfast that has a load of CHIPS on it as if that a fucking thing.

Where’s me baseball cap? I might even put it on backwards.