Did you know there is a piece of European legislation governing the transport of musical instruments on airplanes?
There must be a Euroquota for the number of UK hits allowed in any week/month/quarter/year.
How else would one explain this tune from Frightened Rabbit not being a number one smash hit? Right across Europe!
They’re messing with our music. What else have they meddled in, my learned AW chums? ❤️
I blame the French. They’ve got a huff because they didn’t call themselves Lapin Effrayé.
The name Conejo Asustado might have ensured a hit on the costas.
It’s the Germans (again).
Just because when Deutchlanders sing they sound like they’re chewing gravel.