Alright, we’ve done the survey. But what does that tell us? Numbers and places, that’s all. It doesn’t let us into the chambers of your heart, doesn’t share your hopes and fears, your triumphs and failures, your most secret thoughts, doesn’t tell us you who really are. What we need is a summing up of your life, an accounting, a reckoning with biography.
To that end, pretend you have shuffled off this mortal coil, joined the choir invisible, etc. What will our newspapers of record make of you? What will they spend their word count on? Tell us below.