Speaking of female domination, my haphazard and slightly looney but brilliant wife just bought us both matching onesies. Actually she bought herself a leopard one too which is just adorbs! Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes. Female domination. As soon as I put my Santa onesie on I was filled with a glow that you could only get previously by eating that breakfast food that made you have a forcefield. I’ve lost my train of thought.