Bono is doing a book tour, anyone thinking of going?
https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/bono-stories-of-surrender-glasgow-11-17-2022/event/36005D3DEEA652AC
£171 cheapest seats in Glasgow.
Book early as Fred Pontin would say.
On no it’s Bono
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Bo? No.
Maybe he’s got a tax bill.
Oh, hang on…
https://imgur.com/a/57TXmcW
My Beauty, new cover for it?
Hubert! Have you been gobbling the mushrooms again??
171 quid for a book tour by Bono??
Recently the Duke and I paid 10 quid each to attend an interview with South African novelist and Booker Prize winner, Damon Galgut. What excellent value that was!
An intelligent, thoughtful, articulate man of letters talking about his craft.
But Bono a Gogo is the King’s New Clothes!
In the words of Dame Edna
“At least you can say you’ve seen it!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTIOWecB1ao
Here’s that link.
Would I go? Would I****!
https://www.u2.com/news/title/stories-of-surrender-the-book-tour/
I’m thinking of not going to the States too, think of all the money I’d save.
https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/bono-stories-of-surrender-glasgow-11-17-2022/event/36005D3DEEA652AC
Will we all wake up some day and find ourselves in the same room as Bono, as he informs us of what’s wrong with life today, whether we want to or not?
Anyone who can wear sunglasses, a cowboy hat and eco-preachingly private jet themselves and seperately their fucking hat out to groove with their billionaire mass genociding chums is beyond a total prick, as far as I am concerned. Irredeemable cunt.
I wonder what they discuss?
(Insert world leader here): Y’know, Bonio, I try not to question myself in the middle of the night, if I think of all those thousands of innocent men, women and children blown to bits at my command.
Bonio: Jaysus!.. ( insert world leader here). Not at all. It was purely an economic and politically strategical ecumenical matter.
To paraphrase the possibly apocryphal audience member at Glasgow Barrowlands all those years ago. “Well, stop flappin’ yer gums, ye cunt!”
He says it’s a ‘we-moir’ instead of a memoir. Well he is taking the piss, so there is truth in advertising.
Imagining Ruth Archer saying the title of this thread is as far as I’m prepared to go with it.
We’re having fun with it in Hull, too.