Somebody has to be brave enough to listen to this and review it.
I mean, for a start, there’s that terrible spelling mistake in the title.
Tempted?
Now come on
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Musings on the byways of popular culture
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Sorry, it’s a no from me.
Truth be told I would rather eat my own shit.
Shouldn’t that be “eat my own hits”?
Heheheheheheh oh god I hate myself.
You’re not alone in that Moose!
Did Bargepole put you up to this?
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There must be ways that would make this even less appealing but I can’t think of many.
Maybe the Admins should put this on a shelf, and if any rascal here behaves inappropriately, they should be forced to listen to and review this meisterverk?
It would be less appealing if he had not had a haircut.
I feel that to be a trick. He’s luring you into a false sense of security, and just when you least expect it, he’ll dip into the pockets of his rolled-sleeved jacket to pull out and reattach those unconscionable side-flanges.
And then where will be be?
The ultimate punishment for Afterword transgressors.
A track-by-track review of this album, it’s artwork and the sleeve notes, with no spelling mistakes, or be barred for life.
This has sleevenotes? I daren’t look.
Who wrote them, Aleister chuffin’ Crowley?
I only know one of his songs – “How can we be lovers when we can’t be friends?!?” Another one was called “I said I love you – but I lied”. He’s beginning to sound like a bit of a bastard. Scrolling down further:
“You’ve let yourself go”
“Your older sister looks fantastic”
“Yes, I met up with my ex but nothing much happened”
“Those dishes won’t clean themselves”
“If you’re walking past the kettle…”
Also,
“We won’t go in my car, you’ll ruin the suspension”
“Well it was you who wanted kids”
“I’m taking the laptop upstairs to read my emails”
etc
Hilarious stuff, Black and Moose!!
“Your older sister looks fantastic” has always been one of my favourite songs!
Are those the lyrics he’s carrying under his arm?
“Smile Love It Might Never Happen”
“Two Sugars Darling”
“(I Like My) Tea on the Table (When I Get In)”
“While You’re Down There”
You’ve let yourself go
This has never happened to me before
Someone must have hacked my phone
All the right letters but not necessarily in the right order!
An infamy of shits
This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this man cannot even be charted. He is treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
That’s not nit picking, that’s damn near the truth.
Small mercies: it is now an ex-mullet
Hits sandwich.
Bolton and Kenny G together is the most nightmarish prospect in music. And it happened!
Kenny G – Glenn Hoddle’s favourite act. True. Footballers and pop music!
My less than enthusiastic feelings about classical music (shared apparently by Wayne Hemmingway in a recent Q&A) are partly informed by the music student at University whose favourite pop music by a considerable distance was Michael Bolton.
She had his entire back catalogue. I quite fancied her … I didn’t after finding that out.
Not of course to be confused with a school colleague – now very, VERY high up in the classical world – whose favourite group were Bucks Fizz.
But I bet these are the classicists that are into Mozart, not Boulez, for example.
I just had to check if it’s on Spotty – it is and then suddenly I pressed play.
I realise I’ve let both myself and my family down. I’m just going out now and may be some time …..
In attempting to review only the cover artwork I was struck by how beatifically radiant our hero remains even after the lighting has clearly been moved to his rear.
In his defence, MB has proved to be very good at subverting his dull image over the past years, mainly due to his association with The Lonely Island – he has a comedy Valentine’s special on Netflix. The pay-off of this song that he sings in the Teen Titans Go Movie is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a cinema for years.
I’m unemployed.
I can do this so that others don’t have to.
Nothing!!
Wusses!