has been largely neglected all these years. Sure, I love spiders, and in my time I have hung around in crepuscular churchyards, moped about morbidly on misty moors, slept sulkily in sepulchres ( ok – I made that last one up), and I have a thing for witches, as you may or may not know. Anyway, it is time to unleash my inner goth, so any musical tips and recommendations would be most welcome. I may know a few, but not many.

Bat’s Sneeze When The Owl Breaks Wind.