The rock writer Hugh Fielder once wrote a column in Sounds about how he’d “bathed with” ONJ – admittedly they were only 3 years old, but it counts as a win & there was a picture of them in a paddling pool.

How fantastic does she look here?

The backstage crew would have every right to feel a bit miffed. They managed to keep the show going throughout lockdown, with clever staging, camera angles & use of mirrors, but the axe fell once things […]

I think all the soaps, being such a production line, work in a similar fashion. I was told somewhere that writers would be issued with complete biogs of all the characters, and you had to be careful you didn’t s […]

Or when the count in is to remind you of the rhythm

When the count in isn’t quite right

It’s a constant surprise that despite all the warnings for data security, people are quite happy to be overheard giving their personal details on their phone.

I meant it contained music from 1961, rather than the format. So it would be those post r&r teen idols like Fabian.

I always thought it meant nineteen sixty one, post r & r, pre Beatles.
Looking up the lyrics, I see that it was Co-written by Bette Midler

He’d be singing along – almost as bad as that kid with Crowded House!

Back in the late 80s I worked as a Post Office Clerk & that song always irked me as the signs we put up said “closed” not “position closed.”

Ringo & his All Starr band would be a great pick. All of the supporting musicians bringing out their party pieces and Mr Starkey acting as MC.

Big brother – Tim. Having watched a few of the reunion clips over the years on YouTube. When they play Oz/NZ, Tim Finn joins them on stage for the Woodface songs.

Did anyone ever hear anyone announce the full title of The Faces final single?
You Can Make Me Dance, Sing Or Anything (Even Take The Dog For A Walk, Mend A Fuse, Fold Away The Ironing Board, Or Any Other […]

Meeting the Starstedt Brothers must have been quite odd. How would you address them? Clive started as Joe Meek/RGM artist Wes Sands, reverted to his real name, but had his only hit “My resistance is low” using his […]

It was John Shuttleworth in an interview said he liked the melodies of the Lighthouse Family. “Two notes!”

How many megastars would be prepared to send themselves up like this.

When I had the cataract removed on my bad eye, ten years ago, I listened to some old Just a Minute & I’m sorry I haven’t a clue, so was quietly chuckling to myself. This time, they had a Tv in the surgery wai […]

@mikethep Good luck with the surgery. I am both the best & worst person to comment on this, as when you’ve only got one functioning eye, things are a lot more complicated. Here’s what I can tell you nearly 2 wee […]

Wet Pants must be the covers version of Wet Leg.