I’d imagine Lee Brilleaux could have brushed up well. If he’d owned a brush.

Ah, but a muscular streetwise Shepherds Bush geezer who you’d think twice about messing with. Classic bit of working class rough. Appeals to many women and some men too, particularly Kit Lambert.

Mine too.

Stout fellow, that Lodey. I like the cut of his jib.

Springsteen changes into a silver sequinned mini-dress?

Is that a new thing ? I haven’t seen him live for many years now.

Special Beat Service just wins over I Just Can’t Stop It, if only because it includes the sublime I Confess, their best song.

…he typed from his exclusive penthouse apartment overlooking the glittering South China Sea, as his butler arrives with another cocktail and his model wife leaves home for a photo shoot in the second of the two Ferraris.

Vocals that have been Auto-Tuned to oblivion.

Melisma? As honed by the likes of Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, and Whitney Houston, so that an entire generation now seems to believe that is “proper” singing and should be copied. Agreed, it’s a technique that’s […]

Yessss! I’m the second most southerly AfterWorder in the UK. The estate agent was right.

(leans out the window and waves cheerily to Davebigpicture)

und jeden tag feiern!

PRITI PATEL WASP ?

Oooh..it looks just like a Francis Bacon painting, innit.

Hello playmates ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

It looks nothing like him.

Think so. Equally, in Britain I hear them referred to as ATMs only rarely.
‘Cash machine’ seems to be the most standard term here.

Mind you, in my quiet little south coast backwater, sizeable crowds of simple […]

But went on to shoot down fifteen 109s in a dog fight over Biggin Hill in 1940. Spudger of B squadron, one of the few.

When it eventually starts after the delays, there is a free live stream of the game on the BT Sport YouTube channel.

#footie bantz.

No.

I think all the above is a major reason why I prefer supporting a small club with minimal expectations of success. The Champions League final may as well be an exhibition match on another planet, and whilst our […]

Also enjoy the blunt insult from Idiot Wind –

Blowing every time you move your teeth
You’re an idiot, babe
It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

The Ropetackle, Shoreham By Sea. Lovely venue and just round the corner from me. It’ll remind Bruce of the Stone Pony.

Sigh. Wembley Stadium again I suppose.