No words of advice from me, but I’m really sorry to hear this, Jim.

“The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole-dancing for exercise.”

Jacob, ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’

I don’t know who tat child is but he shouldn’t be feeding Lupo that ice cream because it can cause digestive problems, as chocolate is highly toxic to canines. I would advise people to be cautious when giving […]

I loved Radiohead when their first single — the Drill EP — came out, and so I went to see them support Kingmaker. Being literally the only person interested in their slot I was standing alone at the front, and […]

In the sure knowledge that my comment will be swamped by the excitement of the image above, I ask are Endless Boogie boogie? I love Endless Boogie.

Excellent. It sounds like you got a finished copy, too. Bonus!

My own experience of the album has been one of failing to warm to it. I like the tracks I already like, (obviously, duh, goes without saying) but […]

It’ll be the best — checks — £1.04 you’ve ever spent!

Fluctuating!

27 new from £6.46 13 used from £0.98

Don’t know what it’s like now, but Leeds was a bit of a mecca when I was growing up, second only to Manchester. We used to go to the Warehouse and Vague.

No reply. I bet he didn’t buy it. 🙁

Calvaire’s superb — props for even knowing it, Mars! — but it’s definitely not a survival horror. It has more of a British aesthetic (Straw Dogs, Wicker Man, the opening of An American Werewolf In London).

This is another favourite. Writing, delivery. Absolute perfection.

Survival horror: the backwoods massacre movie, from Deliverance and Southern Comfort through to Texas Chain Saw Massacre and The Hills Have Eyes, really needs to be set in the States, where we can easily believe […]

I never get bored of this. It’s the ‘all week I should have been fucking Gemma’ speech starting at about 1.20 and culminating with ‘on her feet and in her hair’. Watch the guy on his left trying not to laugh.

Now listening to Dave Seaman — GU022. It’s about three hours long so it’ll do me for a while.

Oh God, I’ve just checked and I completely misquoted it. There’s a ‘switch to DCS ranging’ in there as well. Still, that’s how it lives on in my head.

I also like. ‘Everybody online, let’s see what we can […]

My favourite from Aliens is, “Coming round for a seven-zero-niner, into the pipe, five, five, five.”

An iPod hooked up to a sub-woofer/speaker type thing that you plug into your computer. I’ve had to stop listening in order to watch something for work, but I plan to resume after lunch.

Ooh, looking forward!

Agreed, it’s great. there’s a special place in my heart for freewheeling Golden-Age (style) mixes: this, DJ Format, Yoda etc. I like dark and menacing hip hop just as much, but this kind of stuff always feels like […]