Very funny in its prime.

I miss the granddad…

*left to own devices in lounge, watching rolling news channel*

“This is terrible. There’ve been three train crashes in the last hour! All of them in Kent!”

My youngest daughter’s ex-fiancé’s aunt’s mum was June’s best friend since childhood. No, really. I attended the great lady’s 90th birthday bash laid on by Friends of Wimbledon Theatre and can confirm that June […]

My ringtone is a recording of my cat snoring. Couldn’t hear it above my wife snoring.

Isle Bee You’re Bay Bee Two Knight.

Seem to remember Chrissie Hynde did it for real with a live set called “Isle Of View”.

Chain jizz [Bowie]
Messy gin, er… bottle [Police]
I want a whole jaw hand [Beatles]

Ah, I like that. Antina Turner. Sounds like the polar opposite of the WLGTDWI hitmaker, the Anti-Tina, if you will. Which Anthea probably was, depending on your sexual politics.

My friend Paul had an Auntie Tina.

Ooh, ooh! Sir, sir!

2A: Bass, Bowell A, Bowell D, Bustance, Chapman, Clarke A, Clarke J, Cooke, Cope, Davies, Garn, Glauser, Harwood, Holmes, Kendall, Killingworth, Marshall, Pepper, Posey, Pridmore, Rawson, […]

OST are very good too, Moose, you should give them a try.

Rhyming with?

Eight. Nine if you include Various Artists [I’ve actually got loads of their albums]. How fucking cool am I?

Jumping’ Jock Flash?

See you Jimmy, get affa ma clood.

Yeah yeah yeah, but what about all that cover art? You don’t have to play the records, you know, just look at them. Such tastefully chosen photos.

Woah, did it just get saucier in here?

[I know I’m late to the party, but I been out picking up the prescription drugs.]

HP, you blew back in like a gust of slightly funky wind.

Also, a magnificent musical backdrop to that pivotal scene in “Goodfellas” when all the miscreants are bumped off.

Nearly all of his best-known songs are very basic as far as chord structure is concerned – most don’t stray far from I, IV and V, if at all; but where he really scores is with his melody lines.

No, cos the “Air” bit of “Creep” doesn’t appear in “Get Free”. I believe the issue between Hammond and Radiohead was that the melody line of the bridge in “Creep” was virtually identical to the melody line of the […]