I can’t bear it when people say “Here’s the thing”. Usually precedes some sort of tedious point. Fuck off.

I have no wisdom to impart, and nothing to say that would be adequate in the circumstances. I just wish you and your family all the best in coming to terms with such a tragic loss.

LOL

That’s a bit worrying, as that’s exactly what I’ve got my daughter for her birthday tomorrow!

Six eggs (medium)

Sorry for party rocking.

None of our business.

Mucky? Bit censorious. Consenting adults and all that.

I definitely have an alcohol problem but I’m not sure I’m an alcoholic. Debating that question with myself has perhaps masked the real issues, which is that I do drink far too much, regardless of whatever label […]

I wouldn’t call someone who has half a bottle of wine in a night a heavy drinker. But I guess that’s what the article is about. Drinking is on a spectrum, and the idea that it’s only harmful if you’re pouring […]

Continuing the Fontaines theme, I’m enjoying frontman Grian Chatten’s solo effort.

Chortle

Sick of all this cheating, tribalism and bad-feeling. Bring back the football.

These men are in an everyone’s worst nightmare situation. It doesn’t matter whether they’re billionaires or whether they haven’t got a pot to piss in at this juncture.

Never!

Sorry to do this dude, but although they’re a two-piece, they have additional members when playing live.

What do you mean about Royal Blood having a USP of their line-up?

I’m a Liverpool supporter, and am proud that we managed to interrupt City’s run of six straight titles. Whatever the funding issues (I’m not qualified to speak) they are a RELENTLESS footballing machine who seem […]

Absolutely delighted for the Hammers and for Moyseh.

She may well have been naive or misunderstood, or both. It still seems odd to go out to bat for the sleazy 60 year old rock star trying to arrange trysts with girls young enough to be his granddaughter.