@Jeff having never attended a football match in my life, and only half a rugby match., the chances that my pockets were filled with warm urine from yourself is nil.

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“And the vegetables, Mr. Clough?”

Sorry @Jeff I had that earlier this morning.

Sorry @Jeff don’t understand your banter.

Thanks @Jeff not the prettiest win but not really in danger after half time. LRZ looked like a 15 to me

@Jeff – many thanks, man – hopefully I’ll fit more than one bath in, before the month is up ( probably…well, maybe)!

I see.

I can sense that I’ve let you down, @Jeff – I’ve let myself down; I’ve let the Afterword down; I’ve let The Hatfields down…

Too kind, @Jeff, but you give me too much credit. Basically, if I make enough uneducated guesses I’m bound to be right occasionally.

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Surely there is room in all this for both, for example, Jonathan Pie’s “Fuck off dogshit” and Matthew Parris who whilst quoting Shakespeare actually stuck the knife in deeper?
And,as noted above, his […]

Well said @Jeff.
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Your penultimate paragraph “We just need….” was right on the money.

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Therese Coffin if she doesn’t pack in the gaspers and lose a few inches around her waist

@jeff – Dammit, I didn’t think of that.

@jeff This was an under-appreciated post, I feel.

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It bloomin’ was!

I’m inclined to agree with you there @jeff.

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Arf! I like that. Deserves recognition!

@Jeff should I see it again I shall ask your questions. It appears a comic brought out which addresses my question. Maybe you’ll be lucky with yours.

Sorry @Jeff I’ve only just got back in and missed your post.
Same time tomorrow?

@Jeff Sorry I’d gone to bed then and only just seen your post. Could you try again please? Wave a flaming torch or a soddin’ lantern that may help.