You, and about half the planet’s population. When we talk about fame here on the ol’ AW we are have a very First World (yecch) bias toward fame (paging @h-p-saucecraft). There are millions of people who have never […]

@h-p-saucecraft Unreserved apologies for my inability to “dial it back a bit”, HP. My lapse in posting etiquette is presumably a nasty side effect of the Alzheimers and Parkinsons Disease you rather tastelessly […]

@h-p-saucecraft If you think that JB’s performance in the debate is old news, HP, I suggest you gird your loins in readiness for the avalanche of attack ads Trump will run between now and Nov. Trump is happy as […]

@h-p-saucecraft @Mike_H And not nearly as wonderful as palimpsest or badinage

That’s fighting talk @H-P-Saucecraft I see Chiz win I say “chiz chiz”

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I really think @h-p-saucecraft needs to provide a list of stockists for the Afterword knee brace. I’ve been wasting my declining years scouring the shops for Corsair Tinned Chicken ©️ without success. I’m beginn […]

@h-p-saucecraft As a wordsmith, yourself, HP, you must surely know that, rather than allowing free movement, “brace” actually means to “make something firmer”. Given its “non-stretchy” nature, I suggest […]

@h-p-saucecraft Hope they are made from genuine GoreTex rather than the usual cheap Thai knock offs we’ve come to expect from Saucecraft Inc

@h-p-saucecraft First album, BTR in 1975 First gig. Manchester Apollo Thursday night May 1981. Actually passed on the chance to go and see the FA Cup Final replay (the one in which Ricky Villa scored the […]

Just for you @H-P-Saucecraft if I get permission to attend the Thompson concert at the RAH on Saturday I’ll see if I can add some more. I did travel on the tube once with Don Warrington, well he was in the same […]

@h-p-saucecraft Only way that story could be more AWesome is if you only realized the identity of the fan in front after you tapped him on the shoulder and asked him to remove the top of his LLDOB Slipperman […]

@h-p-saucecraft Refer m’learned friend to the words of PT Barnum

@h-p-saucecraft Sound of silence!

@h-p-saucecraft Daydreaming? He’s obviously still seething at the wrongs Bert Berns done him

Half of that comment reads as a Steve Kilbey lyric @h-p-saucecraft

@h-p-saucecraft Must you keep going Onan on about Moosey’s personal habits, HP?

@h-p-saucecraft Does this mean all the back issues of Sadie Stern Monthly have gone?

@H-P-Saucecraft. If lew off the handle slightly there, apologies. Shortly after the edit window closed I realised that I was being somewhat, lets go with… uncharitable. I asked Bing the difference between AI […]

@h-p-saucecraft It hinges on the use of the Greek word μαλάκας it being in the context of the question an incorrect but almost correct answer.

@h-p-saucecraft Simply writing down “#97 sorted” is hardly the literary smorgasbord you promised us when setting out your sandwich stall at the top of the page, HP. I surely cannot be the only AWer who […]