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You want sitar smashing? Hammer films will provide

Can’t remember what programme this skit was on, but Prince Charles, flapping around the kitchen, asks “Where’s the bottle opener?”
Diana; “It’s his day off”

I lost all hope when they started paying our money to that dreadful Gemma woman from Essex to make a bloody podcast.

If I believed in that sort of nonsense I would say ‘He is up there bickering with Kenneth Williams’.

For those of us of a certain age, Python were as much a part of our youth as any band. Very sad.

I remember reading in a guitar magazine many years ago that Marsden thought that his 59 Les Paul may be the one stolen from Eric Clapton when he was in Cream. Was this ever followed up, I wonder?

Must dig out my copy of Awopbopaloobo(etc) for another look. As regards My White Bicycle, I never buy anyone a book I wouldn’t want to read myself, so I got it for my brother in law for his birthday. He […]

Gallivanting, they used to call it. What young princes have done since the dawn of time. Let’s cut the lad a bit of slack.
Says nobody..

A lot of people complain about high dental charges, but, as far as I’m concerned, if I trained for years to be qualified, then spent the rest of my working life rooting around in people’s disgusting mouths, I’d […]

Should Andrew take a step back from public life, one thing concerns me. Given his role as a “Trade Ambassador”, how will we manage without his lifelong experience of commerce, industry and negotiation in the […]

Am I alone in having a place in my heart for Shania Twain?

Guy Fawkes appears to be being forgotten just when we need to commemorate his memory more than ever.

Cilla Black?

Easy choice for drummer. You could always have Buddy Rich as back up.

“You even called our son Barnstoneworth”
“He’s got a middle name!”
“Yes, United”

Filmed round our way. My wedding reception was held at the house where the wealthy scrap metal merchant lived.

Aye lad. ‘appen.

Wife: N Irish ; Irish Passport
Son ; Yorkshire but, thanks to the above has an Irish Passport (when he went to Austin Tx for a few months he reckoned, quite rightly that the Irish have upset far fewer people […]

You’ll never see a drayman drinking straight out of the bottle. He should know what it’s like in the storage area of a pub.