Sunshine… Moonlight… Good Times… Bhaji

They owe it to the bars and food concessions to drag it out to at least after lunch on day 3. Michael Vaughan’s been suggesting the word has gone out from CA to make this one last five days. I do wish England […]

The final season suffers from the bloat that popular series get after years of adding more characters to move the plot along, and not having the courage to kill a few off. As Arch says, a hell of a lot of time […]

Then he’d be Small Figure

It must be close to 20 years since I first nervously dipped a toe into this odd little corner of the internet and although I’m more of an occasional observer these days, each visit brings back memories of epic […]

It’s called ‘The Perineum’ in our house

How many refunded tickets is it this time? No one wins from this

My prediction of 4-0 to Australian is starting to look a bit reckless now. McCullum and Stokes have said they’ve been building towards this series for four years, brushing off any criticism of the one-gear style […]

So how long has this Snicko cheating been going on then? Is it new for this series?

Similarly, when you’re standing on the concourse at Kings Cross, and the announcer says a train is stopping at “Doncaster, Leeds, Low Moor…” it’s obligatory to sing “Lochaber, Low Moor, Sutherland, Low Moor” in […]

If you need help getting Shaky out of your head, I can recommend Another Rock’n’Roll Christmas to replace it – it’s a solid gold festive earworm. There’s a bit of an issue with the artist, mind, so don’t go […]

I think there’s actual laws against this

It’s referred to as Queer Liquid now. Or QR LQD+ if it’s from Waitrose

That OJ clip is delicious. There’s a smorgasbord of disappointment, embarrassment and panic going on in his face. Fair play to him for sharing it.

It was in the Labour one

If England bat first I’m saying it’s another two-dayer. No faith at all in this swing-and-giggle cricket.

At least this puts to bed the old canard about the Right and Centre of the Labour Party conspiring against Corbyn in the 2017 Election. They didn’t need to; he and his friends are more than capable of conspiring […]

yeah no you’ve ruined it now

Indeed, and how wonderful Gary that you as the Afterword’s in-house apologist for the Corbyn Left and me as an ashamed Starmer Centrist should find common ground in our admiration for Zack.

So to recap: Before their first conference, the Unnamed Left have lost two of their six MPs, one of them citing “a toxic culture towards Muslim men”. One of the two leaders has called the party a ‘Sexist Boys […]