I inshist on a blood tesht, oshifer.

That usually puts them off.

In West Yorkshire.

“How are you doing fella?”

Fuck off.

In Leeds in particular “How are you love” (male to male)

Fuck right off.

Fab song, Colin. Very punk, very angry, very populist.

Whilst a slow burn social media campaign will appeal to everyone else on social media, surely you are savvy enough to shift your point directly to and via NVTV/RTE.

Lemonhope

I hope you own a music replay device of some description. Because your post has made me feel very sad.

Just for you.

Even though I don’t know you.

(sad face thing)

xx (if appropriate)

I’m not sure if it’s exactly what’s Skuds up there intended, but perhaps you could visit his sister?

Nothing converts to Nubuwwah, shirley.

Whilst over on the Grauniad McDonnell has all but acknowledged the leave vote was borne out of frustration and austerity. i.e. the leave vote was misplaced.

However, he helpfully and tentatively implies that if […]

It may be more common among guitarists than first appears.

That late, great John Martyn owned the Church with One Bell just up the road in, or near to Biggar. Just a few miles further south in the republic of […]

Yes – I know the feeling. To add injury to insult (literally) my guitar processor packed up and we had to revert to a ‘raw’, and very loud ‘rock’ show.

We were escorted from the underground car park by a few sym […]

In a similar circumstance my band were playing the Xmas do at the Cancer Research Institute in Mill Hill.

Our drummer, a strict vegan, anti this, anti that, discovered some disagreeable research methods. He asked […]

I agree the Roxy medley is just great – I really do like it.

My only gripe is the mix. It just doesn’t have the ‘space’ or sense of ‘space’ captured on ‘Live’ (one of the greatest live albums).

Smoke it all before you leave, Maan, and, like, save yourself some really heavy shit at border control.

Clapton – came to him late via his late ‘80’s ‘comeback’ album (can’t for the life of me remember the title – had Old Love. Pretending, etc).

Led me to explore his early work up to my personal favourite 461 Ocean […]

I could list many artists who’s music makes little impression on me now but surely John and Joan just mellow along with your age. I could not imagine getting older and not having these two to rejuvenate the youth of my mind.

I am not surprised by any of the above and never cared. He was a chancer from the outset.

Agreed. I too have googled this – the track listing sounds fantastic. The problem is I can’t find a download or hard copy from any source. Don’t leave us hanging on Carl. Where can we get out mitts on this?

Not sure about Stevie’s Songs in the Key of Life. I have a hazy memory of side 4 of the original vinyl issue being fantastic. (I tried googling this on my phone and inadvertently hit ‘D’ instead of ‘S’ for ‘Song […]

You are Axel Rose and I claim my Scottish fiver. (actually, talking about axes ….).

Quite right Colin, these too. They look utterly orange after they’ve finished their tomato soup.

Yes, but if you just cut them off and hand the ‘pony’ to them, they could wave them about with one hand whilst waving their lighter (or iPhone) about with the other hand.