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This product placement really works and my eye was immediately drawn to the new APPLE bathroom product HOMEPOO. I will have to explore further but it is clear these APPLE guys really know their shit.

Moose, You great big foppish lisping southern ponce.

I’ll see you there. We can discuss our gender fluidity. I’m a bloke. And I like bitter.

Thanks Tigger. I’ll drop the statins and gout tablets.

Apart from statins and something for gout (drinking too much, I’m sure) I feel blessed. My most troubling condition is the start of arthritis in my right thumb and this due only to playing the guitar.

I wish e […]

I preferred HP’s earlier stuff.

Whilst dying more slowly?

A pseudo flounce perhaps?
Otherwise he’d just have fucked the fuck off out the back door.

This is grandstanding of an extraordinary nature – Hestletines mace moment combined with Harvey Smith’s infamous ges […]

Yes – a fabulously choreographed flounce. The only thing missing was a casual flick of his forelocks.

Thank you. That’s the day off to a good start.

I’m pretty sure it was a turkey (stuffed of course). I’m also pretty sure it would defrost and be ready for Boris Bananas to ‘’whack it in the oven’.

I think the problem lies in the manufacture of the oven, des […]

A very good post.

“Murder someone and you’re forgotten about in 10 years. Get your cock out on a school bus and nobody will ever let it go”.

As happened to my daughter (then fourteen) on her journey home […]

You can, but I doubt vigilante nutters are familiar with or at the very most understand the expression. It is probably best that they don’t.

And a mask over the frontal area for extra protection in these times.

As long as I’m not looking, anyone can feel my felt hat. Honey. xx As long as they’re happy its already been felt.

I should add I wear the wooly stockings under my boxers, (in the event of any confusion).

Gary, I have.

I have found nothing to encourage me to explore further – sonically. I am more intrigued by the sartorial influence.

On a cold day I occasionally enjoy stretching my be-stockinged legs out in front […]

Quite how Blackmore allowed himself to be signed up to that nonsense is beyond me. I assume it was beyond Blackmore too?

Beam up Shatner on a one-way ticket at once.

‘Arf’? Mr Fitterstoke it is quite clear you are not taking this seriously.

As a keen Glaswegian gig goer aged 5, I was dragged along to see Jimmy many times. I witnessed his tapping first hand, hence my Van Hal […]