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Loved one’s ashes can be pressed into an LP
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Utterly bizarre! Now granny will be a real long player!
RIP: Rotate in Peace!
Dios mio de mi vida
Hmmmm…favourite soundtrack? I’m not sure how the copyright bods will feel about that.
You do know it’s any random shovelful of ashes from the fire? It’s unlikely to be your actual gran.
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The OP should not be taken as tacit approval – I think it’s a ghastly idea all round, not least because the sound quality will probably be rubbish.
It would be my enemies’ final revenge on me to be turned into coloured vinyl, like a really crap Han Solo.
Shouldn’t we be making suggestions of songs to be on the vinyl?
Starting with –
Light My Fire
Burn Baby Burn
Knocking On Heaven’s Door
There’s the possibility for a substantial HMHB compilation with tracks like –
See That My Bike’s Kept Clean
Dead Men Don’t Need Season Tickets
I’m Getting Buried In The Morning
Old Age Killed My Teenage Bride
Tending the Wrong Grave for 23 Years
Fear My Wraith
The Flat Eric music….?
Funk to funky
Could mine be half-speed mastered by Miles Showell?
Steven Wilson is SO last year..
Miles Shovel, surely.
I heard you can get them turned into a crystal you can then wear in jewellery, an equally ghastly idea.
I might record myself saying “I told you I was ill! I can still hear you all, you know. You ungrateful sods. The dishwasher doesn’t unload itself, you know.” and make plates ready to be pressed on the occasion. With a locked groove, methinks.
John Carpenter is producing my record, so it will be nursery rhymes played very slowly on a toy piano that’s slightly out of tune.
The Ashes “vinly” can later be pressed into service as a fruit bowl by your uncaring offspring’s offspring.
Pressed into vinyl? Is that different from dropping the urn onto lino?