What does it sound like?:

It sounds like the snapping-on of headbands! Like the sensuous slide of leggings over inadequately-waxed legs! Like the creaking of cartilage! Like the delicate sound of thunder strained through a Lycra© gusset!

What does it all *mean*?

That Mojoworking will be dragging that dusty exercise machine out from under the bed where he put it the day he bought it, and RRRRRRRRROCKING with Lionel!

Goes well with…

Those weird Chinese “glamour” videos you see in Asian hotels … what? me? No, this bloke I know.

Release Date:

Might suit people who like…

throwing their money away, probably. Look – while I’m here – what is this “Autogenerated Heading” field for?