I for one applaud Team Mod’s bold new palette! There’s nothing quite like painting something brown to freshen it up! To celebrate their happy chromatic initiative, let’s have a KFD-style thread of All Things Brown!
Let’s get this dung beetle ball rolling with Frank Zappa, no stranger to brown love!
Only a pound? There’s value for you!
And what about footwear, Frank?
A Dough wants his woman to send him some “brown love”!
Over to you, Afterworders!
Browntastic, H.P.!
I am going off-piste for a moment to post this entertaining piece on colours named after people.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/67307/9-colors-named-after-people
Point 5 about Isabelle of Austria and her unchanged undies is particularly disturbing.
I’ll get strangled if I don’t post a Brown song.
Crystal has learnt that brown is not something to be taken for granted…
How Brown was my Valley!
Here’s Carlitos Marrón (Charlie Brown) by Brazilian superstar Carlinhos Brown (who chose his stage name in hommage to James Brown)
And a rovin, a rovin, a rovin I’ll go
No video but a local band used to sing this to the tune of the Troggs’ ‘Wild Thing’
Brown thing,you make my heart brown,you make everything….Brown. Brown thing. Brown thing,You make things brown,but I wanna know for sure,Come on brown thing do something….Oh no,you’re still brown! And repeat,with variation!
How odd I can’t edit now.
The correct pronunciation is of course brahn.
There is no brown chakra. Fact.
Rob C!!!!!!!!!!!
Take the weight off yer chakras, me old Mystic Traveller!
(Tardigrades would be brown if they were big enough to reflect light)
No Tardigrades this year, my (former) love. They don’t fuck with Barry. Oh no. My Wu Wei was way too louche. Barry go down HARD man.
xx
So … it’s … *sob*! … Barry now? BARRY!? “Brown-nose Baz” as he’s known for his predeliction for playing the Rusty Trombone????
We’ll always have that Whelk Sexing weekend in Frinton. You were so tender in bed, when I got piles.
Well, I just hope you’re happy together YOU COLD HEARTLESS UNFEELING BASTARD. No, really, go with God. In fact, fuck off with God. I GAVE YOU THE BEST BANK HOLIDAYS OF MY LIFE and this is how you repay me??!
Raise that cuppa to a drop of the brown.
Here’s the Nation’s Favourite Funnyman Roy “Chubby” Brown with his oh-so-risqué “brown mots”!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6YB8XpKTZQ
Here’s inclusive diversity, brown-style!
Here’s The Fæces with their swingin’ stomper “Browned Off”!
Here’s 8 hours of smoothed brown noise. (Please listen in full before commenting, thank you.)
I listened to this six times because Tig told me to, and each listening revealed new layers of subtlety! What an immersive experience!
Ah, but Brown Noise is the common name. As we’re a well-mannered bunch on the AW, we should use its formal title of Brownian Noise, named after Robert Brown (he of Brownian Motion).
Other common types of noise are White Noise (named after snooker star Jimmy White) and Pink Noise (named after the American pop star). {Ed: please check this bit before publishing}
Thanks for that entertaining and oh-so-informative scientific context, Mr. Steve! You don’t mention Red Noise, named after Bill Nelson!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slr0uljnuxY
The “two fæces of Gordon Brown”?
Here’s Team Mod’s favourite YouTube channel, and please play long enough to learn what it’s about!
“The moment you introduce brown into your wardrobe, everything needs to be brown”! Advice Team Mod has taken to heart!
Let’s listen to what science tells us!
Leroy Brown, so bad bad he got two songs written about him
https://youtu.be/XBG1R41VAi0
How ya feelin’?
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Clifford was Blue and Brown.
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A Brown-eyed Handsome Man
He’s certainly “feelin’ good”!
Here’s “the Browns” (as I believe their fans know them!) from out of Brownsville!
Relax, ladies! They’re married!
Brown alert:
Brown Jenkin?
It’s the Broons.
Spot the Mod!
Brownout do Brown Sabbath viz “The Wizard”
I served 25 years in the Royal Navy & it went a long way to forming my sense of humour.
Surely I am not the only person who saw the title of this thread & thought “Oo err, sounds a bit rude”.
A place in hell awaits me I think…
I for one wouldn’t indulge in such childish nonsense. The moment I spot a double entendre I just want to whip it out immediately.
Oh, I bet that’s not the only moment. Per jack’s comment, I’ve just had quite a hankering for a finger of fudge..
I’m surprised nobody picked up on my Brown(ian) Motion comment up there. Brown Motions are OK but, if you have Red Motions, go and see a doctor.
My guess is that a lot of people found it dull. (Not me. I’ve had it printed out and framed. And am considering getting it as a tattoo.)
I’m rendering it in scrimshaw on a narwhal tusk. Which I shall then stuff up your bottom.
Careful HP but there is a narwhal tusk in the Maritime Museum in Hull, Moosey may retaliate.
It was identified as a corset stay – red faces all round!
A whole whale skeleton, and I am a patient man
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Didn’t Red Motions have a couple of albums on CTI?
If you hide the bottom part of that Simon & Garfunkel photo where Paul is standing in front of Art, it looks like Art has a “dirty Sanchez”. On finding out what that is, I was pleased that I had such a sheltered upbringing.
We have so much to learn. I only just this week found out what “playing the rusty trombone” means (not from experience!).
I now know what it is too, Thanks.
You were in the Royal Navy, Jack?
And who can forget the God of Hellfire himself, Arthur Darkorange?
Or Ian Darkorange?
Darkorange girl in the ring tra la la la la
The Stones’ “Darkorange Sugar”, Van’s “Darkorange-eyed Girl” …
What about “Brownfield”?