In a private email, Kaisfatdad confesses to feeling “a bit down in the dumps” about certain comments levelled at his blogging technique, some of which I am guilty of. Which some of I am guilty. Of. It’s not nice to see a grown man cry, especially by email, and I found myself regretting all the cheap jibes I made*. K’s posts are a staple feature of the blog, and very popular, and I for one miss them. In an attempt to lure him back, I’m stealing an idea he had “on the back burner”, in the hope that the resultant flurry of internet activity will lure him back to curate what is essentially his thread.
So – let’s be having your songs about man’s best friend!
(*to be honest, not all)

This has aged like a fine wine:
Can’t post links at the mo, but…
Dogs/The Who.
Wahey, homework done and can now leave early.
Pleased to oblige, Mr Lane!
That really is an excellent start to the thread, Bingo! Another “bangin’ tune” from the “naughty boy of rock”, Fred Durst!
The Creekdippers – One Eyed Black Dog Moses
Slobberbone – Gimme Back My Dog
What an amusingly named combo, Contraryarticle! I wonder if it has any connotations?
I wouldn’t know. Guess ye could connotate to yer hearts content. Me, I gotta go to work. x
Fred Eaglesmith – Blue Tick Hound
https://youtu.be/CyWOc5Wr3n4
Roky Erickson – Two Headed Dog
Here’s “Woofus” Thomas, Don’ The Dog!
@kaisfatdad
GIVE ME SOME HELP, MAN! I’M DYIN’ OUT HERE!
Spider Bags – Dog In The Snow (sorry, only version I could find)
Everly Brothers – Bird Dog
https://youtu.be/nWW6JXohTGY
Every dog has his day, but then he dies!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-1twBT1_A4
CALLING KAISFATDAD! CALLING KAISFATDAD! GET YOUR ASS ON THIS THREAD! I’M BEGGING WITH THIS!!!
Here’s one for Afterworders to sing along with!
Stay sick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJTzH0-Tntw
Ah. Ivy Ivy Ivy. Sigh.
PAGING KAISFATDAD … PAGING KAISFATDAD … SPILLAGE IN AISLE THREE …
Try tagging @h-p-saucecraft
Just type @ followed by the first letter of the afterworder’s name.
Select the name from the list – @kaisfatdad – and if their profile is set up to accept them, they’ll get an e-mail as well an alert on their Member Profile.
I’m not falling for that one. I’ll get TeamViewer downloaded onto my internet.
Shout, shout and shout again. BEHHHHHHH.
http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/GCU_Grey_Area/Melchett3_zpsa2e2d3fd.jpg
Youtube is blocked where I am..but this should be “Lester” by Neil Finn (a studio version can be found on the Crowded House album of odds and sods – Afterglow)
Oooh Neil! (And you, Neil). You beat me to it. Despite my devotion to All Things Finn, I have always found this one a bit toe-curling. Maybe because it’s just about the only Neil Finn song that tells a story in an unambiguous, linear way. Most of his lyrics are rather oblique – this song has always sounded a bit trite. I mean, I’ve got a dog and all, but . . . . oh well, never mind.
I wondered where KFD had got to. Here’s Jane Siberry.
The Divine Comedy with, believe it or not, a song about a well missed mutt that used to belong to my dad!
Shame the youtuber can’t spell. That’s Hypno-dog.
That dog’s got spiral eyes and a Victorian ‘tache.
I can’t handle this.
Here’s Mr Frank Zappa with his own sideways look at things canine!
(KFD! FFS!)
This far down the thread and I can well believe no one’s posted this. Iggy!
Sven, kudos for stepping up to the plate and delivering the obligatory “this far down the thread and I can well believe no one’s posted this” comment!
(K! WHERE ARE YOU? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME BACK!)
You could widen the search by including tunes from the likes of Moondog, or the Bonzo Dogs
Get you!
Arf! Arf! *sits on mat and scratches ear in a nonchalant fashion*
Prefer the Bonzo Dogs’ version – yes, there is one – but this will do….
Not actually about a pooch I don’t think, but it’s got ‘dog’ in the title and we don’t have enough Screaming Blue Messiahs on this site
Tracking The Dog
The late, lamented, Jake Thackray
I knew this would be you HP, you spiteful bastid.
Everyone Says “Hi” is Sir Dave’s poppermost toon of the 21st Century. Nice tune ‘n’ all, but what really raises it above the competition is that last line –
“…And your big fat dog”
PROG DOG! This tune was a favourite of Dave Lee Travis back in the day.
Coming soon to a village hall near you – well, near me – Straw Bear: Cocker Pug
http://strawbear.bandcamp.com/track/cocker-pug
Erm … Simon & Garfunkel: “The Boxer”?
The Pointer Sisters?
Arf!
A bit of The Floyd
I’m sure someone can post a link (or not)
How about that lovely ballad from The Baha Men “Who let the dogs out?”
One of life’s mysteries that one.
In a new private email from Kaisfatdad, he writes, “You saucepot! You know very well I never sent you no [sic] email, private or otherwise! Not only that, but I didn’t write this one, either! Congrats on a very entertaining thread about music about dogs, though. Unfortunately, I am attending the Herring Festival in Snøttgøbblerståd so am unable to help out!”
Cracking idea for a thread, HP! I reckon this one could get even more comments and even fewer views than “Things that begin with B” or “Your 12 Favourite Ethiopian Art House Comedies”!
Unfortunately I can’t be bothered to read it, so I don’t know if anyone’s posted this one already!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AkLE4X-bbU
I’m bemused why anyone would have a go at Kaisfatdad about his contributions to the site.
Here’s The Flowering Inferno with Dog With A Rope.
Bisto, If I’m having a go, it’s a gentle one. If it wasn’t for K’s Facebook efforts, the blog would probably have died in the hiatus. And his themed threads are popular, and a staple of the blog. I wish he’d come back and take the reins on this one, it’s doing me nut in.
I just got the wrong end of the stick from your OP!
Fair’s fair – when HP threw that stick he wasn’t sure you’d fetch it and bring it back..
Hmm, I may still have a bone to pick with him though.
This is silly but oddly quite touching.
I defy anyone not fill up !
I couldn’t defy it. Just made me spend £70 on diesel!
Rarely have I been so in the doghouse. Here I come, tail between my legs, whimpering.
I’m afraid it’s: “Bad no biscuit” for me.
My
Internet is crap here!
My pathetic excuse is that we’ve just bought a little wooden cabin in the middle of nowhere on Öland and I’ve been dashing around buying essential things like saucepans, a lawnmower and a ginormous trampoline.
I nominateNelly McKay’s Dog Song.
I am extremely chuffed that the great Magus of Afterwordia has named a thread in my honour.
I am not worthy.
I wasn’t so far off, was I?
Saucepans, check. Lawnmower … well, I suppose so. What kind of woods are these where you need a lawnmower? But, check. Trampoline … trampoline? TRAMPOLINE??!!
That’s not the third thing I’d have sourced for my away-from-it-all nudist spa retreat, but … whatever gets you through the long, arctic night.
clique
The Associates first album bit me hard. From that, this.
Even Dogs In The Wild
If you use the @clique rubric, it’s like a Bat-Signal we respond to, but it doesn’t matter, we’re all here anyway. Smirking at you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXVlcIiCOuo
I always like to post a Beatles track on a Saucecraft … sorry KFD thread.
http://youtu.be/t4Fe9PMNbWE
Hey Bulldog
More HJH Doggy shenanigans
Well, it’s got the word “Dogs” in the title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2QBzIjvIFs
The Stooges – I Wanna Be Your Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I
Cat Stevens – I Love My Dog
is there a song somewhere called I Love My Cat by Dog Stevens?
Ivor Biggun – I Have A Dog
Belle & Sebastian – Dog on Wheels. Hilariously, the young Mr Murdoch looks like he’s wearing a wig here.
This far down and no one has mentioned “Me and You and a Dog Named Boo” by Lobo!
Anyway here’s a great song with the word Dog in the title
Every Dog Has His Day – Let’s Active
Nice, educated contribution here. Mitch Easter. Mm.
Sorry, can’t post clips, but how about Simon & Garfunkel – The Boxer
Diamond Dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2-RzIdo1qs
Queen Bitch
PSB – I Want A Dog (Introspective’s wonderful Dub vs Italian House version)
Remember when a CD that cost 9.99 was part of the sale?
Training Dogs The Woodhouse Way (by Spinal Tap)
Bitch School
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWuAzC0yljY
Barron Knights – Sit Song
Your dog don’t bark, cos your dog don’t exist
No, I haven’t got a clue what he’s banging on about either…
Big Mama Thornton – Hound Dog
This far down blah, blah and no one’s posted the song that kickstarted rock n roll? The song that gave the Tupelo Flash the confidence to overturn the world. Yes, it’s the song he sang in school that instantly made him the most popular boy in class. It’s ‘Old Shep’. (all together now ….. Old Sheppy has gone…. blub, blub
Not his finest moment; Frank Sinatra (with Dagmar) – Mama Will Bark:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maGuLEgyIZk
This thread needs a Swedish dog called Totte:
(Hasse&Tage – Sov lilla Totte)
I was wondering when someone would post this!
We all know you were waiting for someone to post THIS:
“Valpen min” (“My Puppy”) written by Gullan Bornemark, performed by an anonymous and annoying child over a background track recorded by Steely Dan* one drunk afternoon…getting into the groove there towards the end!
*this may not actually be the case
Is that from the “revy” “Gröna hund på Gröna lund” (Green dog in Gröna Lund) ?
http://www.regilexikon.com/danielsson/gronahund.jpg
I think it’s from “Gula Hund” på Göta Lejon.
But the clip is from the talkshow “Hylands Hörna” on TV of course.
Poodle rockin’ from the Gorkys
And a lovely doggy video to go with it.
Ha ha like your style saucecraft, like your style.
Sorry it has taken me so long to post this. Couldn’t decide whether it belonged in the ‘cat’ post or the ‘dog’ post. Waited several days for the inevitable ‘both’ post, but as it never appeared….
Hound dog scratching fleas, looking like she’s in love with me
Licks my hand everywhere I go, I wish my baby loved me so
This time It’s not in the title of the song.
The question on everybody’s lips –
“Who is going to walk Dolly Parton’s dog?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9k61dfq-oc
Buy A Dog by Luce, but set to my home video if my 2 labs when they were pups.
In a private email from Kaisfatdad in his Swedish-style nudist hideaway trampoline park, he suggests the Blue Oyster Cult’s “Baby Ice Dog” and is surprised we’ve got so far down the thread without it being posted yet. Thanks, K! Keep ’em bouncing!
Kaisfatdad, taking time off from bouncing on the trampoline at his Swedish-style naturist compound, calls me long distance to urge me to post this on his behalf:
In a private email, Mrs Breakfastbuns expresses surprise and disappointment that this hasn’t been posted yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_e0YAcy8s4
Happy to oblige, Mrs B!
Come on, K! Only a couple more comments and your thread overtakes H.P. Saucecraft’s wretched pussy thread!
This just in: A native bearer arrives hotfoot from Snøtgøbblerstadt with the following message in a cleft stick:
“V. excited that my thread is such a success!”
… there’s a PS: “Please pay the bearer of this message 1000 krønør. Spent all funds on Swedish-style nudist trampolenes!”
@tiggerlion – could you add a dozen or so clips about dogs here to artificially increase the comment count? Like you did for breakfastbuns? Ta.
No.
What if I told you my breasts were getting bigger?
Mini tickles my tummy in a very special way. I can’t imagine you have those skills.
*shudder*
Bob Weir I Wouldn’t Be Doggone.
Live of course, who wants that overproduced studio sound anyhow?
Fine. Here you go.
Excellent calls, Mr Room.
http://i1318.photobucket.com/albums/t642/burtkocain/Nudist-Trampolining_zpsymxxondu.jpg
Hear that scratching noise? That’s Saucecraft scraping the barrel.
Not to mention stealing @ivylander‘s post.
As we speak I’m watching Elvis Aloha from Hawaii, but… here you go,
@h.p.saucecraft: hey, Saucemeister – can’t believe – BOIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG – we got so far down the thread and – BOIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG – nobody’s mentioned this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSJC-YDcS80
Best wishes – BOIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG – kaisfatdad
Those saucy Fascinating Aida ladies are quite popular around these parts, I’m told.
This one has a tenuous connection to the subject in hand, so to speak.
(Dogging)
What a sorry thread. Here, have a comment:
snibbet
Yes, Kaisfatdad has a dud with this, but at least my cats thread is setting the internet alight!
Genesis – One Eyed Hound. The point at which they left Jonathan King’s clutches.
Who let the doge out?
http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g401/mikethep/Giovanni_Bellini_portrait_of_Doge_Leonardo_Loredan_zpspyaqiaxr.jpg
Up arrow. . .
This thread has gone to the dogs. Have some Albertos. Proper music.
This is more like it. Probably what KFD had in mind when he requested this topic.
Excuse me…I have something in my eye.
Wh, Beany – that’s beautiful!
*snurfle*!
y
Surprised to get this far down the thread to find this antipodean ( aah think I have found the reason) this antipodean classic has not made the list.
The great Sydney band the Hoodoo Gurus had a hit with this rather excellent song My Girl ,about a greyhound.
Not the whole dog though,..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEG0-3xlAkg