Thanks to @blueboy for this quote from his comment on the Astral Weeks thread*
But if it were an exam test, what would be the questions you would set? Please think broadly – whether it’s to mark out civilian/combatant (?) status, discover remarkable facts about AWers, work out what genres are popular, find out ‘Who The Hell Does XX Think He/She is’, or learn answers to the following:
“Does your mother play golf?”, “When you go to bed at night, do you tuck your beard inside or outside the covers?”, “Can you bite your own toenails?”
Please write your name in permanent ink at the top of the first sheet, add your official AW membership number, then stuff into a bole in a plane tree in Kensington Gardens.
* great taste in Van albums, by the way. Common One’s my favourite.