I’m thinking edgy, I’m thinking marine ply, I’m thinking bandsaws, celebrity slayings, nailguns, with maybe Frank Bough returning as meta-ironic trannie emcee – can we get an intern to check if he’s still alive? And – not this okay – *fingerwaggle* – Crawlspace Carnage – a weekly slot from Barry’s Basement of Debasement! (*places fingertip on own arse, makes sizzling sound*) Ow! I’m hot!
A friend of mine who is known to be unscrupulous tells me the answers are One Tree Hill, The Cleaner and Sons of Anarchy.
As I still don’t know who Jack Savorreti is and I have never heard of these programmes I have no means of knowing whether this is in fact correct.
Thought I was just having some fun (and admit riding on the back of the most amusing interchanges on your 1st competition thread).
Sorry if my light-hearted banter has offended
My unscrupulous friend thought he would save everybody the five seconds it takes to enter “Jack Savorreti” into Google and anyway we all know Gary is the only honest person on here
I know it’s easy enough to google the answers, but simply posting them on here makes a joke of the whole thing.
(It happened yesterday too, but that instance was down to my lack of clear instructions.)
Has there been some sort of malfunction? Or was the response to this particular competition just underwhelming? Only I’ve just received a Jack Savoretti CD in the post.
Can I expect a copy of The Aretha Monstrosity to plop onto the doormat next?
Moose the Mooche says
1. Superstars
2. Tarby and Friends
3. Hong Kong Phooey
….what was the question again?
H.P. Saucecraft says
1 Barry Bucknell’s Slaughter Barn
2 It’s Smelting Time!
3 The Great British Fart Tent
4 Unelected Gender Re-assignment Surgery Casebook
5 Fucking Hell! It’s Those Cunts From Next Door!
(three of those must be right, by the law of averages)
hubert rawlinson says
Barry Bucknell’s Slaughter Barn, sounds like a good idea.
What station to pitch it to?
H.P. Saucecraft says
I’m thinking edgy, I’m thinking marine ply, I’m thinking bandsaws, celebrity slayings, nailguns, with maybe Frank Bough returning as meta-ironic trannie emcee – can we get an intern to check if he’s still alive? And – not this okay – *fingerwaggle* – Crawlspace Carnage – a weekly slot from Barry’s Basement of Debasement! (*places fingertip on own arse, makes sizzling sound*) Ow! I’m hot!
bungliemutt says
You’ve just copied this from today’s Channel 5 schedule haven’t you?
minibreakfast says
I won’t be entering this one, but is the prize to the first three respondents, or do you pick names from the hat? If so, when’s the cut-off?
Might as well iron all the creases out now.
minibreakfast says
Also, what kind of hat? I favour a Homburg.
hubert rawlinson says
There’s only one hat @minibreakfast. The glorious fez.
minibreakfast says
What was I thinking?!
H.P. Saucecraft says
Mini prides herself on never forgetting a fez, too.
Moose the Mooche says
It’s the tassel. It’s all bout that tassel.
Bargepole says
First three correct answers get the goodies.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Unfair! Bri won’t be awake till Thurs! FREE THE VANCOUVER ONE!
By the way, who the hell is Jack Savorreti? I would Google it but it’s against the law….
Moose the Mooche says
Too late. The rat bastard got whacked and now he sleeps with the fishes.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
A friend of mine who is known to be unscrupulous tells me the answers are One Tree Hill, The Cleaner and Sons of Anarchy.
As I still don’t know who Jack Savorreti is and I have never heard of these programmes I have no means of knowing whether this is in fact correct.
Over to you, Gary!
Bargepole says
It’s always the way isn’t it – one person has to spoil it.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Thought I was just having some fun (and admit riding on the back of the most amusing interchanges on your 1st competition thread).
Sorry if my light-hearted banter has offended
minibreakfast says
I think you spoiled it by giving away the answers, Lodes.
Bit like I did yesterday.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
My unscrupulous friend thought he would save everybody the five seconds it takes to enter “Jack Savorreti” into Google and anyway we all know Gary is the only honest person on here
minibreakfast says
Don’t forget, he’s also devilishly attractive.
Moose the Mooche says
To be fair, you’re the only one of us who’s properly awake of a Sunday morning.
Or perhaps ever.
Bargepole says
I know it’s easy enough to google the answers, but simply posting them on here makes a joke of the whole thing.
(It happened yesterday too, but that instance was down to my lack of clear instructions.)
Gary says
One Tree Hill
The Cleaner
Sons Of Anarchy
Moose the Mooche says
You rotten cheating devilishly handsome bastard (…slight return)
Sewer Robot says
Sons Of Anarchy is the odd one out, as I’ve heard of it.
Bargepole says
As I’ve still two copies left – a new question – PM the answer – please don’t post it on here!
Which British soap used one of his songs?
retropath2 says
Palmolive?
Bargepole says
Droll – tv soap……
minibreakfast says
Has there been some sort of malfunction? Or was the response to this particular competition just underwhelming? Only I’ve just received a Jack Savoretti CD in the post.
Can I expect a copy of The Aretha Monstrosity to plop onto the doormat next?
Bargepole says
Yes and no 🙂
Look on it as an early Christmas present!
minibreakfast says
Thanks and phew!
Tiggerlion says
I got one too! Have you played it yet, mini? Is it any good?
minibreakfast says
I’m waiting for your review.