In A Pig’s Country – Pig Country
Bunny’s Too Tight To Mention – Simply Red
I Love My Dog – Cat Stevens (OK not a pun or anything but unpleasant in this context)
Do The Dog – The Specials (ditto)
In honour of David Cameron- Bestiality Songs
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I actually saw this written on a stall and Manchester Food and Drink Festival at the weekend – I Like Pig Butts and I Cannot Lie.
Pretenders – I Go To Sheep
Slade – Thanks For The Memory (Wham Bam Thank You Lamb)
Moody Blues – Goat Now
Jason Donovan – Any Bream Will Do
I’m not going to pignify this with a response
Why Don’t We Do It In The Toad?
Fleetwood Mac – Pig Love
Crackling Rose …
Big Pig
Gammon people
Snout to the top
Brawn to be wild
Grunting high & low
Pigmouth strikes again
How soon is sow?
Feel like bacon love
Piglet (just a little bit)
Porking the hog
Piglet. Wins today’s internet.
The Sighs of a Cow by the Wonder Stuff.
Horse With No Name.
Well, you wouldn’t like to ask, would you?
Red Red Swine
Happiness is a warm gnu
Marvellous!
And I will always love ewe
The Beatles – Sometimg (In The Way She Moos).
Wherever I Lay My Cat
No Sheep til Buxton
Larks’ Tongues in Aspic pts.1+2
No. I won’t make it ruder.
We Don’t Pork Any More
We always knew Cameron was riding high on the hog
Meanwhile, here’s Lord Snooty’s favourite Zappa track from Shut Up ‘N Play Yer Guitar:
HOG HEAVEN
Love Me , Love My Hog
The Beatles – Bacon the USSR
Rear of the cat
Ride a White Swan