RobC’s would be Children of Rarn by T.Rex
Moose’s would be Boom Tiddle Tiddle Bing by Chief Inspector Jean Paul Zatapathique
Bargepole’s would be Mr Writer by Stereophonics
deramdaze’s would by Fings Ain’t Wot They Used T’Be by Max Bygraves
Go!
If Afterworders Had Theme Tunes
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Have that all day … from Stratford East, of course.
Otherwise “I Don’t Live Today” by beautiful Jimi fits the bill admirably.
It was either that or WickedSkengMan4 by Stormzy.
wtf is that?
Does it get in the Top 5 if the immediate family of “Stormzy” each buys a copy?
YIKES!!!
Just goggled “Stormzy” and the picture is of him at the launch of a Man. U. second kit. Obviously a sharp dressed Stormzy. Comes from Thornton Heath.
Oh, good call, Bingo!
Oh, go on then: Desiigner – Outlet
Max Bygraves: Not Even Good Enough For My Wheelie Bin.
That’s very kind of you Bingodude.
Actually, I’m more of a String Band man. Always saw early T Rex as The Monkees to The String Band’s Beatles, but no matter.
Here you go:
Astral high five, dude.
Back atcha. Etheric Fist Bump.
How’s the tardigrade situation looking? I haven’t been able to sleep nights.
We made peace and then I discovered Algon.
What do you mean…IF? I already have one thanks.
You aren’t the only one…
This is yours, tigger ; )
I much prefer this one. Thank you
You’re welcome!
I guess this is mine then…
Joy Division Oven Gloves, by Half Man Half Biscuit (off the Achtung Bono album, natch).
I’m struggling to think of any for other people, but here’s an appropriate one for me.
Either that or
This is yours, Bob…
Every time I step out of my front door, this comes on.
https://youtu.be/YFtB8lJUoXY
Bloody nuisance it is.
I don’t particularly want to click play on that video at work. Is it the “Ain’t. No. Half. Stepping” one?
It’s mostly instrumental. The audio equivalent of a pair of leopardskin knee-high Ballys.
Well stop doing it then.
Officially called “Seventeen”, but it’s earlier title was “I’m A Lazy Sod”
The other alternative:
Henry Priestman – Old
Digit, yours is the theme tune from this…
My name is a song and by definition must be my theme.
“Celebrate the fact that you’ve seen the back of another black day”.
Can’t smile wide enough, me.
Au contraire, mon frere. Here you go…
I’ll have this one.
I got you Mike….
Mine would have to be something by the Black Keys…’Thickfreakness’ would seem to fit the bill.
Here’s yours…
It’s all yours @blacktype – Bingo seems to have given both of us this toe-tapping tune. I will stick with the binky bonk rhythms of Depeche Mode.
You guys all look the same to me.
Is this for me, Gary? This is about me, isn’t it?! Ooh, do tell me it’s my theme tune! *simper*
Look at you all going Me Sir! Me Sir!
No fuckin’ patience.
What am I going to do with you all?
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Burt’s theme…
Joe Dolce (real name Terry West) was briefly married to Frank Bough’s daughter Amanda. When the hits just stopped keepin’ on comin’ – with the release of follow-up “Sitta Down Youself”, Mandy filed for divorce, citing non-consummation – the first “celebrity” divorce to do so since Zsa Zsa Gabor’s ill-fated marriage to her driver “Cheetah” Chominsky. Dolce continues to appear on the balti-in-a-basket circuit in the North of England (me neither) where his encore is a spirited rendition of “Shaddap You Fuckin’ Face Bitch”, always dedicated to Mandy “Bitchface” Bough. He was arrested for vagrancy in 2013.
(Good choice, Bing, happy with it).
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Gary…
Bingo…
Oh stop!
About 20 years ago my pool team were sort of the house team at Kings Cross snooker club. Once we had decided on the running order for the games you would have a look at which players were playing ahead of you (including your opponents, as you got to know most of the teams over the years) and then how many people had been feeding money into the jukebox, because we all tried our best to have our own theme song come on just as you took to the table. Mine was North Country Boy by The Charlatans, for we were the pool team of the London branch of the Barnsley FC Supporters Club after all. We all fully believed that by getting the timing right for our songs it gave us the edge for our game. Whether that was true was another matter.
That aside, my other theme song amongst my mates when I lived down in London was Rhinstone Cowboy, as they combined my love of country music with my scrawny frame (I was in my 20s back then) to nickname me the nine-stone cowboy.
Good stuff, Paul. Here’s yours…
Oh, definitely mine š
Me Sir! Me Sir!
Here’s my impression of ‘Bargepole’.
bricameron…
https://youtu.be/4V1p1dM3snQ
I’m honoured, Bing.
Nah, Bri’s chosen one off Guitar Heaven…..
The word on the street is that @MikeTheP is having a significant birthday, as they say, and is having a piss up at a Whisky Bar in Brisbane to mark the occasion..
I therefore nominate the following:
Or this one
Junior, this is yours. Ours is not to reason why.
Is this as far as this thread’s gotten? All day? Oh dear…
Straight in at No1. Its Minibreakfast and “Right said Fred”.
I’ll take that. Or Tijuana Taxi.
Hey, Mini – I’m a big Herb & His Alperts fan myself. I think Going Places is his best, but I also highly rate Whipped Cream & Other Delights.
Nothing to do with the sleeve art, of course.
Agreed. Although when it comes to parpage I favour the harder edge of the Torero Band, who get much more air time chez Breakfast.
“air time”
It’s mainly air.
This is mini’s….
Oh yes. Dawn shredding atop a hill. Marvellous.
I’ve got him.
H.P. Saucecraft.
He will never know though because he refuses to hear the funkiest thing his guitar hero has ever done because somehow he thinks it diminishes his memories.