I want to write a poem with y’all. 09/06/2020 by Mrbellows 29 Comments I’ll start. Under this sky in a blink of an eye… 0
Mrbellows says 09/06/2020 at 16:37 Attack! Attack! Attack dogs were skewered upon the railing, the blood still warm and oozing… Log in to Reply
hubert rawlinson says 09/06/2020 at 21:17 They finally disappeared through a space time portal Log in to Reply
attackdog says 09/06/2020 at 22:33 Where he caressed the perfect hair of his perfect blond Log in to Reply
Mrbellows says 12/06/2020 at 00:43 There once was a man from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds… Log in to Reply
retropath2 says 12/06/2020 at 07:23 One grew to a bulb……. (And that was the end of that.) Log in to Reply
Uncle Wheaty says 12/06/2020 at 18:28 You are an educated man. A used cannot grow into a bulb! It forms a chrysalis before becoming a plant. Log in to Reply
Rigid Digit says 12/06/2020 at 18:46 It sets up a record company before joining Led Zeppelin? Log in to Reply
Mrbellows says 13/06/2020 at 05:02 Meanwhile all the kids were a hippin’ and a heppin’ Log in to Reply
hubert rawlinson says 13/06/2020 at 16:25 elomen elomen lefitalominal wolminuscaio baumbala bunga acycam glastula feirofim flinsi elominuscula pluplubasch rallalalaio endremin saxassa flumen flobollala feilobasch falljada follidi flumbasch gluglamen gloglada gleroda glandridi (Wolken excerpt Hugo Balls) Log in to Reply
mikethep says 13/06/2020 at 16:38 A curious fellow called Schwitters Had a penchant for cute babysitters He’d lure them in With lashings of gin But always made sure to add bitters. Log in to Reply
While everyone was looking elsewhere
Along came a duck…
And so ended this clusterfuck.
Attack! Attack! Attack dogs were skewered upon the railing, the blood still warm and oozing…
But no it did not
Prevent the zebras from boozing.
The lions remain teetotal
Though evidence remains anecdotal
Of hairiness scrotal
They finally disappeared through a space time portal
..that led to Hollywood.
… and beyond.
Where he caressed the perfect hair of his perfect blond
Whilst knocking one out behind the pond.
There came a familiar song…
… the theme to Donkey Kong
But when Kong threw his barrels
And tied up his surcingles
he said “Blimey! Who made that pong?”
There once was a man from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds…
One grew to a bulb…….
(And that was the end of that.)
You are an educated man.
A used cannot grow into a bulb!
It forms a chrysalis before becoming a plant.
It sets up a record company before joining Led Zeppelin?
Meanwhile all the kids were a hippin’ and a heppin’
O, the times, they are a-changin’
So pour a tot of artisanal grain gin
elomen elomen lefitalominal
wolminuscaio
baumbala bunga
acycam glastula feirofim flinsi
elominuscula pluplubasch
rallalalaio
endremin saxassa flumen flobollala
feilobasch falljada follidi
flumbasch
gluglamen gloglada gleroda glandridi
(Wolken excerpt Hugo Balls)
Or this.
A curious fellow called Schwitters
Had a penchant for cute babysitters
He’d lure them in
With lashings of gin
But always made sure to add bitters.