I said “Starbucks?” – she declined
“Costa?” – still no
She was clearly holding out for a Nero
*coat*
I took that Bonnie Tyler out for lunch the other day
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Musings on the byways of popular culture
I was playing that Bonnie Tyler the 7″ single of the 1979 hit song from the film, Watership Down.
I forgot she always preferred the superior B-side, ‘ Keharr’s Theme by Angela Morley.
She proclaimed in her gravelly voice,
“Turn around, Bright Eyes, There’s nothing I can say, it’s a total eclipse of the Art”.
What’s Mr.T’s favourite yoghurt?
A petit filous.
Bloke who fixed my roof last week was an incredibly thin man.
He was a Boney Tiler.
Courtesy of Mrs BP.
We had an attractive lady bathroom fitter do some grouting last week. She was a Bonny Tiler.
I loved this song she did as part of the soundtrack for the restored film ‘Metropolis’.
I downloaded the Bonnie Tyler voice for my satnav. It was great until I got off the ferry….
Avoiding carbs, I had a very thin sliver of Bakewell the other day. Must confess had another. And another.
Totally, snips of the tart.
I’m told she is not that great at waking up in the morning.
Apparently she just sits at the breakfast table staring straight ahead nibbling at her food
she eats Toast In A Trance
I had that Bonny Tyler cook me breakfast the other day. She put the plate down in front of me. “What’s that?” I enquired.
“It’s a hard egg, it’s nothing but a hard egg….”
I ran a 800m race last week but the other runners started on the opposite side of the track to me.
It was a Total Ellipse of the Start.
…and she was in some discomfort. Shaking some salt onto her chips, her entire hand fell off! As we looked at it wriggling and writhing in amongst the chips – she told me not to worry – she said “every now and then I fall apart”.
Bonnie always warned me about unprotected sex with rancid prostitutes when she said
“Burning mound? Scrotal syphilis of the tart .”
*gets entire wardrobe
Since you’re all at it, here’s the literal video just in case anyone hasn’t seen it before. Vocals by the wonderfully named Persephone Maewyn (it says here)