The deflated space hopper is apparently going to pardon a long list of ratbags and wastrels on his last day. Top of the list – himself!
Now let’s imagine everything going wavy and a glissando harp noise going on. Who would you be pardoning, if it was you? It can be for actual crimes or for more light-hearted ones, like *chuckle* Chesney Hawkes for “I am the One and Only!” (no, throw away the key). Should Captain Sensible be Damned forever for “Happy Talk!” ? (I think he’s suffered enough)
Personally, I’d like to pardon the boy band, Bros. Even though I steered well clear of their records and don’t really want to listen to any of their music, like, ever – I have seen the documentary twice now and I think I could easily watch it again and again. I almost think they were in on it, but I think this is actually them in real life. Nevertheless, I now like them as people and feel bad for openly disliking them when they, when they were famous.
So what about you?