The deflated space hopper is apparently going to pardon a long list of ratbags and wastrels on his last day. Top of the list – himself!
Now let’s imagine everything going wavy and a glissando harp noise going on. Who would you be pardoning, if it was you? It can be for actual crimes or for more light-hearted ones, like *chuckle* Chesney Hawkes for “I am the One and Only!” (no, throw away the key). Should Captain Sensible be Damned forever for “Happy Talk!” ? (I think he’s suffered enough)
Personally, I’d like to pardon the boy band, Bros. Even though I steered well clear of their records and don’t really want to listen to any of their music, like, ever – I have seen the documentary twice now and I think I could easily watch it again and again. I almost think they were in on it, but I think this is actually them in real life. Nevertheless, I now like them as people and feel bad for openly disliking them when they, when they were famous.
So what about you?
(Mr bellows gets serious for a moment)
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I would pardon Lisa Montgomery.
Oh.
I would pardon Black Celebration for watching a documentary about Bros, again and again. No, wait … off with his head.
Mmmff mmmfff (sound of oesophagus flapping)
Too many people who should never have been convicted. Let’s start with every union rep who has stood up to power.
Posthumous pardon for Bob Crow?
Lynn Anderson
To be fair, she never made any promises.
She was a union rep?
Openly disliking Bros? There were people who pretended to like them but didn’t really?
I would suggest boyfriends of low self esteem.
Girls who liked Bros…. best to leave them to it until they got over it. Like any other illness.
Sod Trump. He can just f*ck off and die.
Me, I’m going to sit down and watch The Glenn Miller Story. Again. And I’ll have a sniffy moment at the end. Again. That music swings.
Sadly my memory of the ending is that it was anything but uplifting
I haven’t seen it, does it conclude with his music being sampled by Jive Bunny?