I have just started to search for “things you can use as weedkiller” and before I could finish typing, this is what happened.
I mean christ, are this many people using unofficial styluses on their iPhones?
The humanity!!!!
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May I suggest you do the gardening before sparking up a doobie and getting lubed up?
Also, why don’t you just use weedkiller as weedkiller? What’s wrong with you, man?
What? Do I got to go into a schtore like a schmuck?
Don’t use lube man, it’s not good for the bush.
A very long time ago I’d cut out a rectangle from along the edge of an unused envelope flap, to use as a fag paper. Tasty!
“flap”, hurrrr
I think it’s quite telling that whenever you Google a celebrity’s name, ‘net worth’ is the first thing that comes up. Or sometimes ‘gay’
Things you can use as id? Well, ego and super-ego might do, but they’re hardly ideal.
Get Ed Miliband to speak in your garden.
That will kill off most things.
That’s “Killer Weed” I think you’ll find
Antique vellum is a good option to use in place of a rizla. (Vegetarian options are available). Do not use soft toilet paper as this can cause damage to eyebrows, but can remove unwanted nasal hair.
I seem to recall rolling a fat one from a torn out page of an old bible. Bit naughty, I know, but it certainly brought me closer to God.
I remember reading that a prison chaplaincy was delighted by a sudden uplift in demand for Bibles until they found out that the inmates were using them for rolling papers.
Rocky Raccoon, checked into his room, only to find orange Rizlas
I used vinegar as weedkiller and it worked a treat.
I used vinegar as lube. Never again.
Especially since you’re now banned from the chip shop.
I only went in for a battered sausage, etc…
“Would you like some Savlon on your saveloy, sir?”
“Open or wrapped, luv?”
“What a knobbly gherkin.”
Cor, there’s a lot of batter in that bucket
“Is that the only winkle you’ve got?”
“Ugh, too salty!”