What do you call a skinhead granny?
Head shear Nan.
Geddit? Brilliant isn’t it? Anymore music based jokes for the weekend. I know it will be difficult to keep up the high level I just set, but don’t be scared, I won’t laugh at you (see what I did there)
Very good.
I have invented a joke too but it’s not music based.
An England cricketer goes to the Doctor. He looks very shamefaced and hesitant.
“It’s quite embarrassing. As an England cricketer, I wear white trousers for work. But I keep piddling in my pants – and then I diarrhea myself uncontrollably. Every day!”
“oh, you poor man! Let me write you a prescription. I can imagine that must be very embarrassing…but it’s soon fixed, so no need to feel embarrassed at work any more.”
“Erm…I *did* tell you I was an England cricketer, didn’t I ?”
Tick VG
Also not music-based, and also not original. But I heard it a few days ago and feel it worth passing on. (Is it a function of our age or these times that good jokes seem to have become so thin on the ground?) Putin is traveling to Belarus for some talks. In the Minsk airport, he finds out he has to go through the passport line like everyone else. The passport stamper, a Soviet-era holdover, doesn’t look up as Putin stands before him. The man takes Putin’s passport and drones, “Occupation?” Putin thinks for a moment, then says, “No, just here for a visit…”
The Fall are playing a gig under a big top at a country fair where they shoe horses, amongst other things.
A little old lady asks the bloke shoeing horses if his name is Kevin, and he replies “No, I’m the marquee smith.”