These ones are quite good:
• ALEC GUINNESS – GENUINE CLASS
• AXL ROSE – ORAL SEX
• BRITNEY SPEARS – PRESBYTERIANS
• JAMES TAYLOR – ORAL MAJESTY
• JOHN KERRY – HORNY JERK
• KIM CARNES – SKIN CREAM
• MEG RYAN – GERMANY
• MICHAEL PARKINSON – SHRINK A POLICEMAN
• RASPUTIN – PURITANS
And I thought it was bad enough that every time I go for a wee I’m having a Slash.
(Memo to self: rather than trimming pubic hair, why not buy a top hat for my knob?)
chiz says
I can’t believe I’ve lived this long without knowing that. It’s rather wonderful.
minibreakfast says
That’s enough from you, Saucecraft.
hubert rawlinson says
Andy Kershaw
Shady Wanker
That’s not an observation, that’s an anagram
Moose the Mooche says
SteveT says
Blind Faith is not an anagram of Sleeping in the ground. Not enough letters.
James Taylor says
David Ginola
Vagina Dildo
Sorry nothing to do with Eric Clapton, it’s just a form of anagram Tourette’s I’ve got
MC Escher says
I prefer “Diving A Load”
Moose the Mooche says
Oh I say
MC Escher says
as an anagram! Sigh…..
Beany says
Chap rues fact
Cat furs cheap
Fetch USA carp
Explains a lot really…
bengwy says
Fuscha carpet?
salwarpe says
These ones are quite good:
• ALEC GUINNESS – GENUINE CLASS
• AXL ROSE – ORAL SEX
• BRITNEY SPEARS – PRESBYTERIANS
• JAMES TAYLOR – ORAL MAJESTY
• JOHN KERRY – HORNY JERK
• KIM CARNES – SKIN CREAM
• MEG RYAN – GERMANY
• MICHAEL PARKINSON – SHRINK A POLICEMAN
• RASPUTIN – PURITANS
Sewer Robot says
Someone should really tell Axl Rose his name is an anagram of Oral Sex – I’m sure he’ll be horrified to discover that..
Moose the Mooche says
More to the point, every time people having been having oral sex they’ve been having Axl Rose. That’ll put them off!
(serves them right)
Sewer Robot says
And I thought it was bad enough that every time I go for a wee I’m having a Slash.
(Memo to self: rather than trimming pubic hair, why not buy a top hat for my knob?)
Moose the Mooche says
Is that a Velvet Revolver are are you just pleased to see me?
Beezer says
Sweaty Ken.
garyt says
“Eleven plus two” is an anagram of “twelve plus one”.
Moose the Mooche says
Arrrrggghhhh wibble wibble wibble! Burn the witch!
Sewer Robot says
I’ve just realised both of those contain 13 letters. WTF is going on?
Moose the Mooche says
Richard Thompson – Chad Mirth Pornos
Mahavishnu Orchestra – Mauvais Carthorse
davidks says
Mother in Law = Woman Hitler
I couldn’t possibly comment….
ip33 says
I always imagine Eric Clapton spells ‘over-rated unrepentant racist’.
H.P. Saucecraft says
*yawn*
Rigid Digit says
An anagram of Bolton is notlob.
Oh no … sorry … that’s a pallindrome
Moose the Mooche says
Actually it’s both.
All we want is life beyond…. the palindrome
count jim moriarty says
That’s not a palindrome. THIS is a palindome: ‘A Car, A Man, A Maraca ‘. Reads the same backwards as forwards.
H.P. Saucecraft says
THIS is not a palindrome, it’s an anagram. Of SHIT.
Harry Tufnell says
Neil Warnock = Colin Wanker, Colin by name….
Rigid Digit says
Colin Carpet
Archie Valparaiso says
Some Glastonbury (sorry, I mean A SULTRY BONG) ones:
Chemical Brothers = CHOIRMASTER BELCH
Pete Doherty = ROPY TEETHED
Mavis Staples = MASSIVE SPLAT
Mark E. Smith = MAKES MIRTH
Gatz says
I’ve just settled down to it. 12 across? IIRC the same source gave us Prebyterians for Britney Spears (the great and much missed Araucaria).
Fin59 says
Narcoleptic is not an anagram. It’s a description
Gatz says
An apt-a-gram?
Tiggerlion says
Very good!
*nods in appreciation*
mikethep says
Dusty Springfield = Gipsy Stunfiddler
That came from a Two Ronnies sketch IIRC
Fin59 says
Do you prefer the pastoral or angry kindly fop?
mikethep says
Steely Dan? Slant-eyed tense lady, Edna-style.
James Taylor says
Oral Majesty . Yeah baby
ip33 says
Tired? Listen to some Clapton, that will sent you off!