We’re up to 1988 on the TOTP re-runs. As ever you’re reminded that the biggest music of the era wasn’t Rave, Indie or Hip Hop it was Bros, T’Pau, and dreadful songs from Coke Adverts. However, we are starting to get underground club dance records getting into the charts, made in back bedrooms and designed for hardcore Rave action suddenly becoming freak novelty hits. Of course, TOTP wants to dutifully represent the music that’s in the Hit Parade, and the producers of dance records can’t resist the chance to tell their Mums they’re on TOTP so they’ve got to try and translate sequenced music into a TOTP performance. Most of these are pretty toe-curlingly awful, KLF and The Orb excluded. Here’s a very early Orbital, before they’d hit upon the light-up glasses and nailed a way to perform live basically showing off their synths and occasionally turning a knob – with a pal throwing some shapes in a futuristic jacket…
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Here’s Stakker (one half of Future Sound of London) – the fact that hardcore Acid Techno charted and is on TOTP is still mind blowing -he’s brought some decent dancers at least – not sure about the guitarist though.
Immense record. It really sounded like the future. Thirty years ago…..my god. To young people it’s probably like the Clangers or summat.
And to old people,
Get with it, Grandad. We’re on one matey, dancing on the remains of the Berlin Wall in t-shirts the size of king-sized bedsheets.
On the contrary, I have it on good authority ‘the kids’ are mad for classic House, Rave & Drum & Bass. Mate of mine runs a 2nd hand record shop – House & Rave 12″s from the late 80s/early 90s are his 3rd biggest seller after the usual classic rock & Indie stuff. There is a whole load of landfill from that era but the good stuff is very much in demand. This kind of thing:
This is how you do it:
I love that performance. God bless them,
What a trail.
Harry Enfield kitchen sink-drama parody -> Graffiti on a motorway bridge -> a dance record by some auld gadgie who used to manage The Teardrop Explodes.
I can’t help thinking that we’ve lost something from those days when the internet didn’t just connect everything together.
I remember watching that somewhat perplexed when it went out and it being followed by Crowded House doing Fall At Your Feet and Neil Finn commenting “it’s grim down south”.
And although I hadn’t seen it since 1991, thanks to YouTube, here it is…
https://youtu.be/-4o6tEE6kIs
I was more perplexed by the Finn boys being referred to as Australian…
Or- just pretend to be a band, and have people pretend to ‘sing’ the samples – this is by no means the worst example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47EplhGUn8Y
This thread is great fun.
Here are Italian outfit Black Box giving it some welly.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2vbob
I still play this quite often.
The drummer’s not stoppin’…
Here is something the OP is referring to I think. A great track, samples ahoy and distorted vocals – but we have the illusion of live performance.
Yeah, Mark Moore was on the documentary about 88 TOTP and said he wanted to present them as an imaginary band and go for a Family Stone/Soul Train thing with the look (which would have been v novel at the time). It still looks a bit Pony miming to samples though. I wonder what the Musicans Union reps that plagued TOTP for years prior to this thought of all this?
I was trying to find a clip of MARRS on The Roxy, but that’s pretty hard to search for (keep getting clips of Bryan Ferry for some reason).
I really like this one (p.s worth reading the comments below the vid)…
Minor fact – I was briefly in a band with T’Pau’s drummer.
Wasn’t the band named after his tom-tom work?
Yes, it’s the name of a manual rim shot technique invented by Leonard Nimoy.
Ooer, I’ve not seen that video. What eclectic tastes you must have. The Martin Gore influence one assumes.
It’s where that “live long and prosper” hand gesture came from, fact fans!
This thread has caused me to revise my music retention policy.
I now have almost three feet of shelf space available for new music, for the first time since 1993. The Black Box discs have been kept, for nostalgic reasons, but as for the rest, good God what were we taking at the time?
Three feet wide and shrinking.
This one sticks in my mind – dancers covered in Tetris blocks. If the Flaming Lips did it we’d be told it was art:
Here’s where things go really badly wrong for Dance producers when TOTP decides it wants to be more “authentic” and have everyone do Karaoke style performances with badly mixed live vocals over backing tracks. Vocalist here does her best trying to replicate a sampled vocal but it’s a mess and doesn’t do this classic tune any justice.
More 808 State: this performance is a bit of a mess and squanders the cool glaze of the single, but I remember watching this.
I can still remember hearing Pacific State for the first time, in the kitchen of my student digs, on the “woo” Gary Davies show. A real stop-what-you’re-doing moment.
This is one that is worth an inclusion in this thread. Jack the Groove by RAZE. A far better tune than this TOTP performance conveys and it shows what difficulty there is in transferring a studio creation to something you can do on stage for the pop kids
https://youtu.be/2Ojccgpdpz0
It’s weird , looking at this stuff, that I’m reminded of stuff that Jean Michel Jarre has said repeatedly in the past about performing electronica/dance music.
Electronic music is a European art form, unlike Rock n Roll, which is by its nature is more tactile and kinetic. All the guitar,s and drums,see. Part of the appeal is the more, for want of a better phrase, visceral, elements of the performance. It’s meant to be seen…live.
But the synthesiser isn’t like that. He was asked why he put on the big shows, and he said that there were two parts to his thinking: the first was connected to the above – that a person twiddling some knobs wasn’t, of itself, an visually stimulating experience, and so something needed to be added, however good the thing sounded. The second was that he wanted to recreate the feeling of the circus or fair that he had as a child – that the thing you’d see was unique, one-off, and would be a moment you wouldn’t have again: a sense of occasion.
These clips kind of illustrate point 1 perfectly – you need the visuals. Really, you do.
Among the British artistes there is a pronounced tendency not take take their coats off. They must have been lathered under those hot lights.
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