This was posted by BC Camplight today
(Please add your own fucks in the comments. It’s good for you).
So, I’ve been disappearing into depression over the last 6 months. My Dr. thinks I’m bottling something up. See if this helps. Fuck Boris Johnson, fuck hipster Avocado on toast, fuck lad-rock, fuck the painful shape of toblerone, fuck Ryan Adams, fuck Depeche Mode not thinking to record/sell “your own…personal…pizza”, fuck fake outrage, fuck all music sounding like an apple ad, fuck Trump, fuck the last 2 beans that don’t come out of the can, fuck Oasis, fuck Victorian lampstand Rees-Mogg, fuck emojis, fuck celebrity, fuck it being impossible to fit a usb correctly on the first try, fuck “we’re calling about your recent accident”, fuck Fox News and Huffington Post, fuck my Dad dying, fuck my sock sliding off in my shoe, fuck influencers, fuck living your truth, fuck abs, fuck the people behind you that stampede when a new till opens, fuck Youtube comments, fuck that creepy fish with the light bulb antenna, fuck “this left the judges speechless”, fuck people who say “fustrate”, fuck “please remove the last item”, fuck you, fuck me, Amen