Musings on the byways of popular culture
04/05/2015 by bricameron 75 Comments
04/05/2015 at 05:06
I guess I won’t be making any speeches at any of the smug get togethers’s where we pretend that we are we are all right-on because we are opposed to nuclear armed sheep.
04/05/2015 at 05:08
Well done (comma) Chelsea! though.
04/05/2015 at 08:19
The comma represents my hesitation.
04/05/2015 at 05:09
Ermm, am i missing something??
Bingo Little says
04/05/2015 at 06:02
Le Clique, C’est Chic.
04/05/2015 at 06:32
04/05/2015 at 06:03
Don’t you get it?!!! What’s it gonna take for you liberal asses to expund my account? Set me free assholes! Make it so that I can never return!!! Who do I have to Insult?
04/05/2015 at 06:07
04/05/2015 at 06:34
I have to insult ‘Limp Biskit’? Didn’t they already do that?
04/05/2015 at 06:05
Just have a flounce & be done with it then.
04/05/2015 at 06:20
No. I want to be blocked. blackballed. Never to have the opportunity to ever return.
04/05/2015 at 06:17
I’ve edited the headline of this post as we ask our posters not to swear in their titles. Thank you.
04/05/2015 at 06:36
Thanks for the Ammo soloution Hannah.
H.P. Saucecraft says
04/05/2015 at 06:38
It’s not the strength of the words I object to – I’m sure I’m not the only one who remembers their shocking power as an eleven year-old – it’s the sketchy grammar: “Fuck you all you bunch of clique assholes”?
Could you not do better than this? I’d suggest –
Fuck you all! You cliquey bunch of assholes!
The two exclamation points add an emotive dynamic, and separate those problematic “you”s. Making an adjective of “clique” lends a rhythmic cadence otherwise missing, and corrects that offensively clunky “bunch of clique assholes”. This is only one way you might have improved it; I’m sure there are others?
04/05/2015 at 06:42
Thanks for the grammar lesson saucy.
04/05/2015 at 06:39
Fuckitty fuck cunt bang bang we love you
04/05/2015 at 06:43
Morning bri, what’s up?
04/05/2015 at 06:50
Well mini, I’m attempting to be banned from the site but so far nothing’s sticking.
04/05/2015 at 06:47
How much longer do I have to bear this insufferable site before I do?
04/05/2015 at 06:56
Bricameron – the Silver Surfer of the Afterword.
04/05/2015 at 07:01
Somebody needs a hug!
04/05/2015 at 07:05
Really. I just want to go. I have nothing in common with anyone here. I am not a member of your group. Please. Just block me. It’s best for me. I’m or can I unsubscribe my membership myself?
04/05/2015 at 07:30
Sorry, am I missing the part where someone’s forcing you?
06/05/2015 at 15:15
Just switch to BT. You won’t be able to access the entire internet within days. Problem solved.
Poppy Succeeds says
04/05/2015 at 07:15
Why don’t you just change your password to something you know you’ll instantly forget. (I suggest: 17b9x83fhghigtjyey767), log out, and then you’ll be unable to log in again?
(Apologies if I’m missing the joke.)
04/05/2015 at 07:17
Hey! That’s my password!
Dude From Atlantis says
04/05/2015 at 07:23
Personally, speaking I am not ‘right on’. I am a Free Thinking Head with diverse and contrary opinions, and nuclear armed sheep ? Depends on the circumstances.
I don’t have much in common at all with the rumoured clique, and as for get togethers, I don’t think my sitar based incantations would be very welcome. Why not form you own clique ? Be The Lone Cliquer. Meet yourself in a pub, give yourself presents, take some pics, and ban anyone else from attending, and then do a post about it.
Hari Belafonte _/\_ 🙂
04/05/2015 at 07:33
I agree that it can be difficult to stay away. I got a lot of work done in the downtime.
04/05/2015 at 07:48
I found it difficult for about a week, maybe two. If Bri was serious about wanting to break the habit, I’m sure asking the Admins nicely to suspend his account would do the trick.
04/05/2015 at 07:36
To summarise the Massive’s advice thus far:
Your bet bet is to stay away, motherfucker (it’s just one of those days).
04/05/2015 at 07:52
“Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off”. It’s easy
04/05/2015 at 09:39
“Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off”
04/05/2015 at 09:43
The immortal Malcolm Tucker
04/05/2015 at 10:16
‘You’re either in the circle of Yurt… or NOT’.
04/05/2015 at 10:28
To quote Mr Stipe:
04/05/2015 at 10:30
Too warm for a coat. I’ll get my tee-shirt.
04/05/2015 at 10:35
Are you …. topless? Heaven forfend!
04/05/2015 at 10:38
Avert your eyes, Tiggs – I’m doing my exercises in between comments.
Rigid Digit says
and Richard Hell & The Voidoids informed us that
Love Comes In Yurts
04/05/2015 at 10:36
It certainly does in mine. A veritable Tor Top Pan Celtic Lust Fest with heavy conch action too.
04/05/2015 at 10:32
No they do NOT ! I have very strict membership requirements (well for blokes anyway). Gotta weed out the blue warburtons extra greedhead element, donchaknow.
04/05/2015 at 10:34
I hate to break this to you, Rob, but there are other yurts…
04/05/2015 at 10:37
Oh yeah ? Pah! I unzip their flaps and introduce them to Jerry. There’s only One True Yurt. MINE.
04/05/2015 at 11:24
04/05/2015 at 09:13
Hey Bri, its’ a bank holiday. Haven’t you got anything better to do?
04/05/2015 at 09:34
Why would we care, one way or the other?
We are caring types, Carl.
Or did you miss that memo?
04/05/2015 at 09:40
I care about the dust bunnies that get eaten by the hoover.
04/05/2015 at 09:44
Which proves my point. Never mind that “not a sparrow falls”” business, HP even has compassion for his hooverings.
Martin Hairnet says
This thread is the very definition of clique bait.
04/05/2015 at 09:50
I don’t get that.
04/05/2015 at 09:53
Neither do I – but I like the sound of it.
‘clique bait’ – two Afterword t-shirts in a single day and it’s not even 11am.
04/05/2015 at 17:23
04/05/2015 at 10:15
WHA HEY !! Gotta let him breathe… Nice…
Moose the Mooche says
04/05/2015 at 11:28
“Jerry… the wasp has flown away”
04/05/2015 at 10:50
Hell hello! What’s all this shouting?
We’ll have no trouble here!
04/05/2015 at 11:18
Someone said that Creme Brulee’s unreleased “Second Helping” album is better than Abbey Road!
04/05/2015 at 11:26
That’ll be Tiggs, the little scamp.
04/05/2015 at 11:19
No one flounces these days, do they? I miss the era of the needy divas. Nothing funnier than a toys-out stomp-off.
Oh dear, we’re not actually growing up are we?
*looks at OP title again*
Oh no, clearly we’re not.
*exits left, doing armpit farts*
Junior Wells says
04/05/2015 at 12:03
Wanna be banned ? Ask Niscum
04/05/2015 at 12:19
Has he gone and left us?????? Time to paaaaaartyyyy!!
04/05/2015 at 12:33
I realise you have been searching for your very own Russell Brand moment all week but a sweary rant at Afterworders isn’t going to move the polls. You see, the Massive isn’t quite as massive as your advisers may have advised.
If you need a popular media moment give Jeremy Kyle a call. You and Nick pointing fingers at each other will go down a storm. No need for the lie detector though, we already know the answer.
04/05/2015 at 15:34
The mods are out skipping wooded glades on a Bank Holiday Minday such as this, they have no time for such nonsense as banning the drunk and insensible .
You know where the door is and how to use it. Oh, you know you do
04/05/2015 at 15:42
The Mods, on a Bank Holiday Monday – surely they’re in Brighton?
Probably fighting on the Beach with Sting and PC Carver from The Bill at this very moment
Zanti Misfit says
04/05/2015 at 18:46
James Blast says
04/05/2015 at 19:16
Sometimes you have to crash and burn and get banned. I did it on a webforum I had been a member of for 8 years (and was the top poster) because you can’t leave. Getting banned is a fresh start, someone else says you are no longer needed or welcome. It’s okay you feel better after it.
04/05/2015 at 19:21
Can I just say I’m not opposed to nuclear armed sheep?
They get a lot of hassle and could do with some kind of deterrent.
04/05/2015 at 19:50
I for one welcome our new nuclear armed sheep overlords.
04/05/2015 at 21:19
Can I just say that I’m feeling very left out of this conversation?
04/05/2015 at 21:24
Is it a conversation? or a bunch of people saying a bunch of random crap? This is the Mark E Smith of threads.
05/05/2015 at 00:50
So I seemed to have been out of me head last. Sincere apologies for the psychosis. I hope you’ll forgive me. It’s been on my mind all day.
05/05/2015 at 05:03
Think nothing of it, old chap. Glad to hear you don’t actually want to be flounced.
PS you can put your avatar the right way up now.
Sewer Robot says
05/05/2015 at 05:46
I have to say you’ve put me right off buying a power washer. I don’t think I could handle the comedown.?
Vulpes Vulpes says
05/05/2015 at 06:07
That’ll learn ya. Coming down off that nutmeg is a bitch.
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