My “Madonna’s late, surprising for a woman her age” is in the same position. Otherwise it would be as hampertastic as all my other threads, notably “Saucecraft’s Dylan Pink Floyd Beatles Football Afterword” which garnered me enough tinned chicken to keep Private Walker in nylons until VE day and beyond.
You got someone to flounce this week Lodey, you should be sitting in your mountain lair stroking a white cat in an attitude of deep contentedness. Allow yourself a “bwahahahaha”. I know I would.
Mods, hold you ‘ard, don’t be botherin’ with the likes of my Norfolk Catskills thread. No sirree, sure you got important things to do today like update the Posting Guide – “Thou shalt not use a false second identity in order to continue to hurl scurrilous accusations against innocent Wordle players”……
Laugh, you lot, laugh. I could have had a hamper by now but, oh no, us Mods, we’re too high and mighty, much better things to do, like whatever it is Mods do…
The most popular thread in AW history currently stands at 1635 comments. That’s an astonishing… hang on, I’ll use my computer’s calculator… 16.35 imaginary hampers for Baron H. He could pretend to give you one of his.
I tried the emergency hotline number but it went straight through to Pizza Express, Dorking.
“I’m looking for an AfterWord Mod to sort out my disappearing thread problem”
“D’ya want doughballs with that?”
Just been to see the band in Ipswich and apologised for the fact that The Mods are a useless shower of no-goods and that “their” AW thread is still a no go area. https://youtu.be/sPAkaN1TbDY?feature=shared
I used to live near the Catskills, go further North and get on the I-90 which basically goes coast to coast from Boston to Seattle, you will drive past Leeds, Sheffield, Liverpool, Amsterdam, Geneva, Frankfort etc
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Those long summer nights watching the sun come down over Mousehold Heath ….
https://www.folkradio.co.uk/2023/09/brown-horse-album-reservoir-sunfisher/
nigelthebald says
Mousehold, where I walked darling Tilly for all those years. I miss her, and I miss the heath.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Bless you both
retropath2 says
You don’t wanna go Folk Radio, Lodey, go ‘ere:
https://atthebarrier.com/2024/01/18/brown-horse-reservoir-album-review/amp/
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Never liked that guy. Writes too damn well for my liking.
retropath2 says
Me neither, but she maintains my self-employed status.
Moose the Mooche says
This post doesn’t seem to concern either Taylor Swift or someone cheating at Wordle. I don’t understand.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Taylor sings backing vocals on the closing song and “brown” is the fourth favourite Wordle starter. Do pay attention
Moose the Mooche says
I’d have to care to know that…
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Hey @mod-team-2
Where’s my, admittedly not very exciting, thread gone? Not on Main Forum Page?
Lodestone of Wrongness says
A scandal, I may have to flounce..
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Nobody cares, bloody freezing out here
chiz says
How does it feel?
How does it feel?
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like Lodestone
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Witty but hurtful. I’m just hanging around for my next meal
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Bloody mods, sitting in their basement smoking joints and playing Super Mario and wishing they had a girlfriend….
Lodestone of Wrongness says
So, some of these guys are from King’s Lynn?
Yeh.
But Lynn is a shit hole.
Yeh.
Out of little sugar beets ….
Yeh.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
No hurry, Mods, we’re on Norfolk time
Moose the Mooche says
My “Madonna’s late, surprising for a woman her age” is in the same position. Otherwise it would be as hampertastic as all my other threads, notably “Saucecraft’s Dylan Pink Floyd Beatles Football Afterword” which garnered me enough tinned chicken to keep Private Walker in nylons until VE day and beyond.
You got someone to flounce this week Lodey, you should be sitting in your mountain lair stroking a white cat in an attitude of deep contentedness. Allow yourself a “bwahahahaha”. I know I would.
hubert rawlinson says
Not Norfolk but next door, that sugar beet has to go somewhere.
https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2024-01-17/questions-over-hundreds-of-tonnes-of-sugar-beet-dumped-at-roadside
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Mods, hold you ‘ard, don’t be botherin’ with the likes of my Norfolk Catskills thread. No sirree, sure you got important things to do today like update the Posting Guide – “Thou shalt not use a false second identity in order to continue to hurl scurrilous accusations against innocent Wordle players”……
Junior Wells says
Maybe being Bri’s lobbyist isn’t helping.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Think I just saw an egret. Hard to tell, what with it being dark and all.
pencilsqueezer says
Egrets I’ve seen a few but then again too few to mention.
hubert rawlinson says
Non, rien de rien
Non, je n’ Egret rien
Ni le bien qu’on m’a fait
Ni le mal.
Junior Wells says
Up
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Clever, witty people who care not one jot I’m out here in a reed-bed alone, neglected, forgotten, cold
hubert rawlinson says
Once bittern twice shy.
Moose the Mooche says
….and one good tern deserves another.
hubert rawlinson says
Moosey are you storking me?
Moose the Mooche says
Oh no, I’ve been bustard!
hubert rawlinson says
A rapid comeback Moosey, very swift.
pencilsqueezer says
Shag anyone? No? Nobody?
God it’s lonely out here on the perimeter…
hubert rawlinson says
Lodey, don’t cut up ruff.
duco01 says
Jokes about bitterns?
They’re pretty funny.
Boom boom.
hubert rawlinson says
Though hard to swallow.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Laugh, you lot, laugh. I could have had a hamper by now but, oh no, us Mods, we’re too high and mighty, much better things to do, like whatever it is Mods do…
Gary says
The most popular thread in AW history currently stands at 1635 comments. That’s an astonishing… hang on, I’ll use my computer’s calculator… 16.35 imaginary hampers for Baron H. He could pretend to give you one of his.
Junior Wells says
What was that thread @Gary ?
hubert rawlinson says
Not was, is.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Three people talking to each other day after day after…. must be nice to have some company. Anybody seen one of them Mods?
Gary says
We rarely talk to each other.
hubert rawlinson says
Occasional snippets of conversation but we mostly communicate by heliograph.
Sniffity says
Keeps the conversation light?
hubert rawlinson says
Hamper for Lodey.
Gary says
He’s not a pheasant plucker, he’s a pheasant plucker’s mate.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
I haven’t eaten horse since that time in Antwerp: cost a ruddy fortune it did. Frites were very nice
Moose the Mooche says
….and it was only the previous September you tried reefer for the very first time.
pawsforthought says
Glad I wasn’t drinking tea when I read that comment
Lodestone of Wrongness says
I tried the emergency hotline number but it went straight through to Pizza Express, Dorking.
“I’m looking for an AfterWord Mod to sort out my disappearing thread problem”
“D’ya want doughballs with that?”
hubert rawlinson says
Hold out for the polenta chips.
Moose the Mooche says
Trying to find Prince Andrew?
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Just been to see the band in Ipswich and apologised for the fact that The Mods are a useless shower of no-goods and that “their” AW thread is still a no go area.
https://youtu.be/sPAkaN1TbDY?feature=shared
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Are you allowed to keep the hamper if 92.34% of the comments are yours (I know, Rules is different for Kaisfatdad)?
hubert rawlinson says
Lodey, you’ve managed to get to 50 comments on a post that can’t be found.
Maybe hidden threads are the way to go like the hidden tracks on a cd.
Kaisfatdad says
I am shocked to read the revelations about the temporary disappearance this thread.
The Catskills are clearly a wonderful place.
As is Norfolk.
I suspect foul play by another tourist board, envious of the success of these two wonderful destinations.
There’s definitely something fishy about it all.
Good luck on your Chicken Run, Lodey!
Kaisfatdad says
A gorgeous pop song about the Catskills from NY combo the Ladybug Transistor.
Alan Bennett now with some redundant intimacy from Norwich.
Here’s Alan discussing Love Island.
fentonsteve says
I’ve just looked up Catskills on yer Google Maps and it is between Athens and Leeds (which is South East of Cairo).
I don’t think America’s founding fathers were very good at Geography.
One for Moosey: up the road from Athens is Coxsackie, which is next door to Climax. I say!
Moose the Mooche says
One for the crap tribute bands thread: The Coxsackie Blues Band.
Climax is difficult to get to, for some.
dai says
I used to live near the Catskills, go further North and get on the I-90 which basically goes coast to coast from Boston to Seattle, you will drive past Leeds, Sheffield, Liverpool, Amsterdam, Geneva, Frankfort etc
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Try the A47 mate, that’s proper dangerous
nigelthebald says
The Acle Straight 😱
Lodestone of Wrongness says
There used to be an ambulance permanently stationed along there ..
Freddy Steady says
And that pub. The John H Stacey? Tracey?
Strange place for a boozer.