What do you call a man who throws his jacket across the room?
Answers on the back of a cheque for £10M please.
I ordered a French takeaway last night: a big dish of brown mushrooms. Nothing beats a Cèpe Platter take out.
As long as Interpol allows it, I’m here all week.
Mercy Buckets.
Wake me Up When Sepp’s Tenure Ends….
excellent sir!
I haf cracked ze code:
Sepp is Hepp
Ellen is Stalin
Frasier Lewry – Lucifer, really
Smash Hits? Hitler is smashing.
The hallowed year of 1971? 1+9+7+1 = 18. 18 is 6+6+6. The number of the beast!
‘Chuck Blazer’ though? He makes a fantastic DC Comics villain.
Morbidly obese bribe taking, Santa Claus look-a-like with a superb handle.
A few music choices that spring to mind:
Sepp the Controls for the Heart of the Bung – Pink Floyd
Power, Corruption & Lies – (let’s hope for a) New Order
Opportunities (Let’s make lots of money) – Sepp’s Pet Boys
Jack Warner’s Brothers in Arms must be in Dire Straits right now.
er, Twisting by the Stool Pigeon anyone?
No?
Private Investigations?
FIFA’s Last Wages!
Livin la FIFA Loca!
While my Qatar gently weeps!
My Ayes Afford You!
Zleaze , Zleaze Me!
I can’t believe it’s not Blatter