Avoid predicting the outcome of the final, musing on the attacking play of the Italians, or imagining that Harry Maguire lamps Chiellini in the penalty area, just in case you jinx things.
Instead, in order to avoid becoming a hostage to fortune, use this all-purpose thread to post your vague musings on all manner of subjects. Indecipherable mumbo-jumbo. Random witterings about nothing in particular, or passionate cries for understanding about some irrational nonsense that’s important to you, though you have no idea why it is so.
Just don’t mention that game, ok?