He’s more of a Rocket Man
OK, you can do better than that…
Elton John doesn’t really like lettuce
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Musings on the byways of popular culture
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But he knows that Salad Songs say so much…
” Baby you’re crazy if you think that you can fool me.
Cos I’ve seen that movie too”
Sam Moore, not a big fan of haddock…
Erm … I presume this is something about him being a Sole Man…
Ozzy Osbourne doesn’t like Captain America
He’s more of an Iron Man
Elton used to live in Woking but could never bring himself to mention the county.
Surrey seemed to be the hardest word
He’s put on a bit of weight lately.
Goodbye Normal Jeans
He got Sean Connery to do his drive.
He’s a shingle man.
One of his dogs went on holiday
Spaniel has left on a plane
He has an enema most weekends
Saturday Night’s Alright For Sh*teing
(Even I can’t believe I typed that one)
He did a health improvement seminar in Southampton.
Healing Hants…
Elton John’s finally kicked his cream cheese habit
Philadelphia Freedom
He used to steal crap punk bands records which has yet to be revealed
Nick Eater, you will never know
He’s still supporting a distant cousin (Stanley Dwight in Pinner) who has tried to work as a stand-up, the gimmick being a percussion instrument, the triangle, sounded to punctuate every instance of his nominative catchphrase. It goes, ‘I’m still Stan (ding!)’
He did get tired of people seeing him off simply on account of his giving the old home town a mention or two.
“Don’t shoo me” he’d say, “I’m only the Pinner plyer”
Listening to The World At One on Radio 4 one day, Elton heard something he’d not known before and said “I guess that’s why they call it the news”.
Elton’s song about his marriage to Renate.
Don’t Let The Hun Go Down On Me.