Noel “Tidybeard” Edmonds says that we need not fear death, AIDS or Ebola but Electro Smog. The former vocalist with JWBAWH Brown Sauce echoes the XTC line that we are all light and who can forget his heartfelt message to Andy Partridge after the abandoned European tour in 82 on Multicoloured Swap Shop.
But still the electro smog DJs are dropping dope phat beats that are sending the yoof crazy.
He’ll be warning us about damaging our shatner’s bassoon next
Oi DFB, where’s the “let’s put this cataclysmic prophesy into context” picture of him having a pint with David Icke?
Electro smog is possibly my favourite music genre.
I’ve not heard anything yet by any artists in that genre but I sense it will be my favourite.
Or is that my modem telling me what to think?
Note to self: pick up tinfoil on the way home tonight.
“My energy will return to where it came from – part of a massive, incomprehensible universal web of energy.”
In other words, no more or less likely than going to heaven. Whatever gets you thru the night…
(Conflict of interest: I Just Wanna Be A Winner was the first single I ever bought.)
The lad`s got a point.
Sri Noelji has indeed made a very valid point of truth, known for millennia in many philosophies, esoteric schools and spiritual systems, Western as well as Eastern, but of course one cannot be arsed to argue the toss with some of the types you get round these parts, Materialistic Flathead Jivers.
Allegedly Deal or No Deal is finished – there’s enough episodes in the can to last to the new year, but no more will be filmed.
Noel is therefore looking for something else to do, and so far this week he’s used his twaddle to promote what appear to be two new ventures – some on-line radio stations with silly names (Positively Happy for example) and now this Android tablet/mat filled with copper wires thing.
The website for the latter seems to be down due to excessive traffic at the moment, but it does appear to have been registered by someone in Torquay.
Mr. Blobby?
I’m not getting into a helicopter flown by a man who says there’s no such thing as death..
We are all custard gannets of Electro Smog
He’s gotta have something, barely a grey hair on head and face and easily 105.
I’ve seen Noel in the flesh. I think it was flesh.
When they arrive will we know them from ourselves?
There was a woman on Deal or No Deal once that took these enormous, silly risks and had the clear-headed sense of purpose of someone who knows what’s going to happen next. When she risked big money for a much bigger amount, she gave Noel Edmonds a wink.
I have no problem with this. It’s not like it’s a court of Law.
Oh. She won, by the way.