There is smart-dumb (Iggy, Ramones, Cramps, the Cult) and there is dumb-dumb. I will listen to smart-dumb, but rarely dumb-dumb. However there is an innocence to dumb-dumb cliched rock. I wouldn’t dream of listening to it spontaneously, but as rawk bingo, TEAZE (i know) provide seconds of pleasure.
I am deeply tempted to generate a rawk bingo card for soirees when they are again allowed.
Please post other clips of cliched unheard-ofs here.

The singer in that video bears an uncanny resemblance to Suzi Quatro.
Suzi was a brunette. That bloke is blond.
The bum is vaguely similar though, I’ll grant you.
These lads look like the kind of kids who “Fast” Eddie Savitz would take an interest in. Now there was an “interesting” character.
Sorry. Though this would be a Liz Truss thread. As you were.
I know but…..truly horrible…..
That’s a strange use of metaphor in the thread title.
Generally one sees “face like a bag of spanners” for someone who is particularly ugly and “dumb as a rock” for someone who is particularly brainless.
I can mix my metaphors with the best of ’em, Mike!
The lead singer of Teaze is Roy Race (or perhaps the actor that played him in the documentary series).
Taking a break from banging in hat tricks for Melchester Rovers
I’d say this was a dumb song but it cleverly cashed in on the Woody Woodpecker IP by having a pop song using his name and almost- but-not-quite using his trademark call in the chorus.
I am not sure Tex Avery saw a penny from the royalties.
There’s more than a hint of Kiss in there, to these ears at least.
Teaze reformed in 2019. I can’t for the life of me think why.