Over the past few years a variety of songs have been crucified by drippy women with acoustic guitars (or pianos) in adverts. Currently there is a truly shit version of Wonderwall (admittedly shit to begin with) offending my ears. Crazy In Love was murdered in this manner once.
So are there any songs which are “drippy women in advert” proof? Can you imagine “Born Slippy Nuxx” but sung by a bloodless woman with an acoustic guitar? Perhaps “Fuck Tha’ Police”? Is the day coming when “Bitches Ain’t Shit” but done on a piano and sung by the lead singer of Pamplemousse will be the soundtrack of a John lewis advert?
Do we face a future of pure drip?