is actually David Cameron discreetly trying out new policy ideas before they are announced to the public? Obviously, I immediately spotted this because his crap “anonymous” id gives it away. Anyone got more policy suggestions for him?
Me: Boris Johnston should be forced to release a pro-Brexit dub platter.

I think Cameron needs something newsworthy to compete with those Boris Bikes.
Dave Skates?
Or maybe a packet of free Dave bacon to every UK household?
Is this referencing the “ham robot” observation?
Pulled Pork.
and the vegetarian option, Pulled Quorn
Or the undecided voter…pulled out.