The thread on Bono reminded me of something in Brian Bilstons book (Diary of a Somebody) that I read earlier this month. In it he lists his ‘Dessert Island Discs’ as below
1 – Sundae Bloody Sundae
2 – Fool If You Think It’s Over
3 – Key Lime Every Mountain
4 – Champagne Supavlova
5 – It’s a Family Eclair
6 – Don’t It Make Your Brownies Blue
7 – In the Gateaux
8 – Brulee-vous
I am sure that the Afterword can do better than this & I have seen some glorious (or godawful depending on your stance) puns on this site in previous years
Puns are not my forte. So other than the below I’ve got nothing
Eton Trifles
No Bun Of Mine by Genoise
Rum Baba O’Riley.
Flaky Pastry Heart
oh I say 👏👏👏
I wasn’t making a joke, just sharing the results of a recent scan. Pray for me…
House Of The Rising Bun
Mouse On The Rising Bun
Raspberry Souflee
Ice Cream If You Wanna Go Faster
Anything by Vanilla slIce or the Arctic Roll Monkeys
It means nothing to me, oh Vienetta
First Custard’s The Deepest
Would 99 Problems qualify?
Jumpin’ Flap Jack is a gas gas gas
Instant Whip, a B-side from The Tremeloes. A surprising banger!
I Did it All for the Cookies
Knickerbocker Glory Days
Jam Tart Me Up
Blue Sundae
Kick Out The Jam Roly-Polys
Making Flans for Nigel
See also: This Charming Flan
Love Like A Flan
I’m A Flan
Nowhere Flan
It’s A Flan’s Flan’s Flan’s World
Bizarre Love Dairy Lea Triangle
Woah, we’re in a proper cost-of-living crisis if a Dairylea triangle now counts as dessert. Happy now, Rishi???
Babybel One More Time
The Hummus League – Don’t You Want Brie?
^ remove this anarchist!
1. Let’s get ready to (apple) crhumble
2. (Instant) whips don’t lie
3. There ain’t half been some clever custards
4. Prune-light shadow
5. Ay Ay Ay Moussey
6. Peach(es) for the stars
7. A boy named Tiramasu
8. Stand by your flan
Clafoutis Call
Lemon Curd On the Run
Maybe I’m a similarly bastardised Proddy Dubliner, and maybe indeed I went to the equivalent of his school, Mount Temple, on the southside: but either way, I wasn’t horrendously offended by Bono’s performance on DID.
Very keen to hear, however, everyone’s favourite episodes of DID. I am down in Australia so am thusly late to the party, so apologies. I’ve heard great things about the Robert Plant ep, recently: any more tips gratefully received.
You’re on the wrong thread….or are you?
The Broooce DID was great. It would be, of course, but still…
Ah yes, it would appear so. Apologies.
Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel Delight
Dancing Queen Of Puddings
Be My Drowned Baby
My tribute to Prince
…and if it was warm, he wouldn’t wear much more.
Looking very leeeeesiurely there H….
Raisin to Believe
Quiche Don’t Go
No Woman No Pie
Polythene Spam
Spam and quiche for dessert, I think I may decline an invite for a meal.
However I’ve checked an a sweet quiche is called a squiche (I haven’t looked for a recipe, as it made me feel a little queasy).
Yoghurts
Yoghurts so good.
Young Tarts Run Free
Why don’t we do it in the rocky road?
I’ll pass on dessert thanks.
Brownie Eyed Girl 🤔
Tiramisu (Or In A Season Of Crime)
Knickerbocker Glory Days
Pavlova You
Songs The Lord Torte Us
Take Me Baklava ‘Ome
I am zabaglione, no dessert I’d rather be.
Sung by Nina Zabaglione
Tart for tart’s sake
I Can’t stand the Pain au Chocolat
My Friend Bake (well tart)
Daryl Halls & John ‘Porridge’ Oats – Cheese Scone
Pudding On The Style
b/w Pudding in the Ritz.
God Save The Queen Of Puddings
(it’s a soggy bread regime)
Close To The Veg
Siberian Cashew
And You And Pie
East St. Louis Strudel-Oo
(Yog)Hurt
(Rhu)Barbara Ann
Got To Gateau Into My Life
Satsumas Now
The Brûlée Brothers
Sir, I doff my cap….
Just Can’t Get an Oeuf
@ne1
Splendid work!
It’s gelati (and I’ll cry if I want to.)
Shake your clafoutis
Crèpe.
The Pancake Within
Brand New Key Lime Pie
Ganaches To Ganaches
Old Brown Choux
I Knead You.
I Should Have Grown Lettuce
Chard Day’s Night
Hopelessly Devoted Tofu – Olivia Newton John
Rikki Don’t Lose that Nutmeg -Steely Dan
Hoola Hoops I Did It Again – Britney Spears
Dead Man’s Parfait – Oingo Boingo
Red Bruschetta – Rush
I just dont know what to do with my self raising flour -Dusty (Miller) Springfield
Dessert usually sweet course or dish (as of pastry or ice cream) usually served at the end of a meal or a fresh fruit served after a sweet course.
I know the Afterword are prone to go off on tangents but anyone looking for dessert tips here will be sadly disappointed. There are some frankly appalling suggestions for desserts.
I still love you all and will beetroot to you all to the endive my days. (not a dessert suggestion either)
The Cat Crêpet In by Mud.
Fuck, I clearly meant Crêpe…..
50 Ways to Leave Your Pavlova.
“You Took The Teeth Right Out Of My Mouth” The Dentists OR Smashmouth
“Sex,Pugs & Cock ‘n’ Moll”
“You Left Me Standing In The Grain”
“Crease, Crease Me – Strides”
“Bakin’ all over”