Don’t look for ’em – they don’t exist. Just imagining a parallel universe of crapness. You can tell they’re crap by the name…
(glissando…wavy pictures)
Fakin’ Stevens
Robbie Walliams
Gimon & Sarfunkel
The Shamdows
The Pelmet Underground
Any more?
Crap Tribute Bands
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Tinker Swift
The Ceatles
Les Soeurs de Thank you
It took me a while, sal, but Les Soeurs etc is genius.
Lada Del Rey
Lana Del Boy
Lana Del Rabies
A respected act in their own right, but I expect you know that as I’d imagine they’d be right up your street..
Spoofy Tooth
Vanilla Smudge
The Creditors
Brummy Joy Div tribute band
Go To Bed
And Thrax
Hazy Deezy
Don Dee, Sleepy, Nosey, Jack & Lanky.
Poxy Music
Dink De Ville
Captain Peaheart
Poo Odour
The Sex Pustules.
Mouldplay.
Mehtallica.
The Tyrds.
I did like Mehtallica
Meta-liker
Jef Leppard
Husker Don’t
On a triple bill with Ron Maiden and Klaxon
My dream band still hasn’t come to full fruition yet, but so far we have recruited:
Geoff Leppard
Brian Maiden
CHRIS
Mandeep Purple
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Carl Jung.
Kenny’s Balls and his Jizzmen.
AD/HD
Ponce
Diarrhea Straits
Or Diarrhoea Stains.
The Iggles with Linda Horsefat
Kraft Twerk
Talking Sheds
….And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Bread
Loose Windscreen
Bob Dyldo
Grand Spunk Railroad
Mavis Costello
The Kings of Leigh-on-Sea
Thanet Street Speakers
Buns n Toasties
Paul Welly
Iggy Poop
Syd Little’s Fingers.
Orchestral Man Hoovers In Green Park.
Eclectic Shite Orchestra
Loo Rolls
Fed Leopard
The Mental Biker Group
Gecko and the Scunnymen
The Belch Boys
The Sore Doctors
Piglets Piglets Piglets Piglets Piglets Piglets
Rusty’s Nutty Dump.
Performing their magnum opus, Vegan Yule Log.
Shit Bites
The Mamas and Pampers
Nick Fake
Wankum
Wankum – have an up!
Piles Davis
Y-Fronts 242
The Velvet Undercrackers
Ramen Düül II
Tosspot Convention
A rather unkind description of Cropredy; they seemed like nice folk to me.
Jefferson Hairpiece
Even worse would be a tribute band of a tribute band :
Yawn Again
The Wet Leg Beatles
The Jesus and Mary Something Funny
Putting in the hard yards as always, Gary!
“Gary is a bright young boy, but sometimes I feel that he could apply himself just a little harder. There is a great deal of potential there, but, as with his personal hygiene, I see much room for improvement..”.
As it’s Christmas perhaps The Jesus and Paper Chain.
The cheese is a Mellieriem
(Look it up, it’s a cheese, honest)
Greta Van Houten
The Spamned
Thot The Hoople
Bob B Sox and the Brown Jeans
Arse Dean Taylor
Small Faeces
They’re a little bit shit
Future Icelands
The Skidmarks
Big Cuntry
The Armpit Fart Show
The Tizer Chiefs
Pissflap Boys
SteppenWoolPack
VD40
Fake That
That probably exists. And is probably….crap.
Jarvis Crapper
Plop
Brian Poo & The Tremeloes
Plop is a pretty cool name for a band (*makes note*)
The Brown Stripes
King See-your-scrote
Dickcheese Midnight Runners
Camel Toto.
Not sure if that’s a crap tribute to either band or a double bill that should happen.
Lame Impala
The Rumones
Lame Impala – up!
Notwithstanding the title of the OP: I’m still startled by the high proportion of bowel and faecal-related puns…
…which reminds me: Proctol Harum
Canal Unt…?
Kanye Whist
Clifford T Wasp
Pubic Enema
Motorhedge
Turd Ear Band
The Blue Bellends
This cold weather is shocking
The Floaters were already there.
N-Stync
Woody Woodmansey’s Brown U-Boat
International Brown Submarine Band
Genital Giant.
Dave Edmunds’ Cockpile.
4AD special:
Dread Can Dance*
The Cock/Toe Twins.
Thrush
Frank’s Crack
This Mortal Boil
(*) I’d actually quite like to see that.
For one album only, Shatt Johnson.
Frank Turder
“Second class ticket to Nottingham please…. Tunnnnnnes!”
Lavvy Siffre
Oh that’s good. Something inside so strong… pass the Senokot
Factory special:
Erection 25
A Curtain Ratio
Chris P. Ambulance
Stockholm Monstermunch.
Crappy Mondays
Joy Diversion
Electchronic
The Other Poo
Durutti Colon
Have an up (periscope)!
This thread may end up as one of the Most Commented On in 2023, and is basically just (apparently) mature people shouting toilet-based puns at each other.
Oh, the majesty of The Afterword
Arse Biscuit Time….. for example
Arse Man Arse Biscuit. Before Moose says it.
Startling…
Lidl branded batteries are called Aerocell – Mrs D can see no amusement in this name
(what is wrong with here? that is a funny name)
“When humour is lavatory based, the writings on the wall”.
Ah, it’s Swedish chemist o clock again:
Exactly. Where else can we do this?
Shit Bites
Kajapoopoo
UBend40
Can-doo
The Huge Constipation
Jobby Brown
ABH.
Shitpisswank jobbies. (Sorry, not a band, just needed to say it.)
Flush… a-aah!
Up Around The U-Bend
Quickest hamper in history.
This is going to be the best Christmas ever!
Beat the Meatles
Live At The Hollywood Bowel
Thrush
Fudgie
Cistern of A Down
Pee-pee Arnold
Eric Crapton
Merde Haggard
The Poo Radleys
Giant stools!
The Faeces
A friend of mine used to gig as Ronan Cheating
American post-metal band, sTool.
Quickshitter Messenger Service
Urinal Heep
Splash and the Pan
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butthole Surfers
Arsey M
Bummy M
Midnight soiled
On a punk tip…
Sham, Sham 69
The UK Subs, Subs
The Boomtown Prats
The Toy Dolts
Ex Ray Spex ……
The Rejected Cockney Rejects
The Angelic Downstarts
888
Slaughter and the Dongs
Drinker
…..I’ll wait…
Level 43
I like that…
Bachman Turner Over-rated
Richard Skids Marx
The Teardrop Evaporates
Moderate Attack
Public Nuisance
Miffed against the Machine
Niggleswitch Engage
My son was listening to Radio 6 once someone had written in because everytime he heard the name My Chemical Romance he immediately thought My Chemical Toilet.
He rang me up to ask if it was me. Alas it wasn’t but they’re now always My Chemical Toilet..
I really want there to be a Second Lieutenant Pigeon.
Bogey Down Productions
Low Flying Birds
Creedence Bilgewater Revival
Mothers of Mimicry
Sadder Cafe
Tom Potty And The Wind Breakers
I am not 12 years of age. God help me.
Ned’s Decommissioned Dustbin
Grytpype Thynne Lizzy
Memphis Minnie Bannister
Crun DMC
James Bloodnok Ulmer
A Flock Of Seagoons
He’s Fallen In the Waterboys
Needle Nardle Neu!
Judas Sapristi
No More Curried Eggs For Meat Loaf!
Round the back for the old Randy Newman
U Fish Two
You Can’t Get The Ronnie Wood
Crun DMC…tea/screen interface moment, Beezer!
Hoi hoop la! 😁. Ayethangyew
Ted’s Atrocious Dusty Bin 🤟 ✌️👆
Queefs of the Stone Age
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Litter, Petunia
(Deep cut)
Is that from the Public Information Films? Think I’ve got them on a DVD somewhere…
Meet Mike. ‘E swims like a fish.
Rug on a polished wooden floor? You might as well be setting a man trap!
Indeed.
“That fella’s waving to us, Petunia”
“Coo-eee!”
‘I wish… I wish I didn’t keep losin’ me birds!’
The Gooleys
The Bell-Enid
Fadge Gadget
Right Said Fred Zeppelin
Dog Tod Terry
Saveloy Brown
The Fart Corporation
Shart Of Noise
The Shithouse Flowers
Dangleberry Way
Flush
The Aphex Winnit
on an 80`s tip…
The Thompson Twits
Depeche Mard
Orchestral Manoeuves and the Dork
Arsehouse
Shitti Politti ….
Have we done Sandy McNabb and The Tricycle Works?
I have laughed a great deal at these. Mainly because it’s descended into murk.
Sisters of Murky…?
Willy poo bum bum
Thread winner 👆
The Desperate For a shit Bicycles
Van Halen’s Dump
The follow up (through?) to Trump
Jings (Scottish Paul McCartney tribute)
You’re on fire, Beezer!
One for James Blaast: Bumrig.
Gerry Cathetery
Piles Davis
Slimy Fissure
Turd the Wet Sprocket.
In Hull they’re always called that.
Beat me to it…
ChalFontaines DC
John Piles
Black (Arse) Grape(s)
Jimmy, Len, and Rick’s Experience Experience
LEO sPeedwagon.
Steely Pan
Ceramic Jagger
The Boaby Brothers
The Boobie Brothers
Scrotal Eclipse Of The Fart
I’ve upset myself.
Unit 4 + 2 carry the 1 then double it then divide by 7 then hang on wait no start again.
Is this your card?
(cue Lemmy …)
Christ, I can’t take any more of this. It was fun until Moose woke up.
Taylor Whiffs
The Sultans Of Pong
Rank Roger
Parplife!
Shatus Poo.
William Shatner (writes itself)
If he was to marry Stevie Nicks would she double-barrell the surname and be called Stevie Shatner-Nicks?
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Superb – the actual thread winner!
An Oz band from 20 years ago was William Shatner’s Pants
My Chemical Toilet.
Jethro Dull (often trotted out by people who think they’re funny)
Little Feet (to be honest I’d probably go and see them)
Shallow Purple
They’ll always be Deaf O’Toole ( I believe this was an announcement at Cropredy one year when Anderson appeared)
Excellent. I bet he loved it.
As Usual – I’m “Fate to Border”
Shimmy Rage & Cohert Rant
Fry Colder
Fled Shepperton
Dreaming Lord Clutch
Shames Shunt
SweaterToys
Shat Dettol Commotion
Ironic Trade-ins
Dads Of Distraction
Scheming Bee Bees
She Stoves
Pandy Tummer
A Very Merry Xmas From the Peter Pan of “Shock ‘n’ Stroll” – Driff Pilchard aka Harry from Lucknow.
James Sharp
Triffic
The What…eh? Pardon?
There was mention of the Ital Horns on another thread, alas no mention of the crap band The Izal Horns ( checking up I see there is a band called Izal). The Izal Horns of course use toilet paper and a comb to produce their distinctive sound.
The Izal Horns wiped out their competition with a smear campaign, but could not absorb any new influences.
Semen and Carbuncle
I’m pretty sure that there was a punk “face” in 1977 called Johnny Rubbish. He was in a piece on the London Weekend Show, so possibly Danny Baker involved.
It was indeed a real thing
Thanks very much for that. You’ve given me a thread idea!
Just actually listened to that and I can confirm it really is rubbish.
Depeche Commode
Have I had my tea yet? No-one ever comes to see me…
Echo and the Bunnet men – Glaswegian tribute act for Mac the Mouth and the boys
Ha! That’s excellent
James Broon. ‘I Feel Guid’. ‘Paw’s Gotta Brand New Message Bag’
Wullie DeVille
The Might Be Wah!
NotWasNotWas
Splodgenotabounds
Disparate Bicycles
I’ll repeat this one…
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bitty McClean
,,,, let’s go bang up to the minute with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Tuttle
Jean-Michel Jar-Jar Binks
Kate Brazilian
Inspector Blakey’s Jizz Messengers
I can’t believe it’s not I’ll get you Butler.
Bozack Diddley